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Opening day at the new Floydland theme park in Minneapolis didn't go too well.

 
Alpacalips  (OP)

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06/21/2022 03:54 PM

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Enjoy your visit! Be sure to see the:

Fentanyl Fun Fair

Covid Teacup Ride

Economic Roller Coaster

Lockdown Haunted House

Political Chair Swings

Crawling Skin Jumping Castle

Chauvin Knee Jerk Chamber

Jurors' Surprise Bumper Cars

Fairview Ferris Wheel

Cup Foods Court

and many more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83583186


cruise

Don't forget the "Hooping" Basketball Toss and the Drug Mule Stagecoach!

Be sure to hit up the Home Invasion Fun House - thrills and chills for the whole family!

And before you leave, don't miss the Resist Zone Drop Tower. It will take your breath away!
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And the stage show….

Jussie Smollette Rope Tricks.
 Quoting: Square peg


And don’t miss twerking family fun game!
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lmao
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06/21/2022 03:55 PM

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big eye wtfshat
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06/21/2022 03:58 PM

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cruise

Don't forget the "Hooping" Basketball Toss and the Drug Mule Stagecoach!

Be sure to hit up the Home Invasion Fun House - thrills and chills for the whole family!

And before you leave, don't miss the Resist Zone Drop Tower. It will take your breath away!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80166215


And the stage show….

Jussie Smollette Rope Tricks.
 Quoting: Square peg


And don’t miss twerking family fun game!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75890432


lmao
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Omg!!!!! So funny!!!!
Making sammiches great again!
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06/21/2022 03:59 PM
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so chimp's lives matter?
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06/21/2022 04:00 PM
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And the stage show….

Jussie Smollette Rope Tricks.
 Quoting: Square peg


And don’t miss twerking family fun game!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75890432


lmao
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Omg!!!!! So funny!!!!
 Quoting: Fossy


5a
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06/21/2022 04:05 PM
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Family picnic shootout reenactment every 15 minutes at the BBQ joint.
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06/21/2022 04:07 PM

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The cost of admission is a counterfeit $20.
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Nah, it's just tree fiddy for them..
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06/21/2022 04:08 PM
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And they think they belong in society
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06/21/2022 04:11 PM
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Murica is fucked.
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06/21/2022 04:12 PM
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Is that the Resisting Arrest ride?
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THINK THAT THE TRYIN TO DRAG GEORGE OUTTA PERP CAR RIDErockon
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06/21/2022 04:14 PM
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They always attack in packs
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It is true.
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Where is Johnny Cochran when you need him?

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Alpacalips  (OP)

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06/21/2022 04:14 PM

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Family picnic shootout reenactment every 15 minutes at the BBQ joint.
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Then the ones who manage to finish a meal find a hair in the last bite and then complain to the manager so they don't have to pay for their meal.
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:15 PM
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Is that the Resisting Arrest ride?
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THINK THAT THE TRYIN TO DRAG GEORGE OUTTA PERP CAR RIDErockon
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COP OR CROOK ALL PERPS HERE
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:16 PM
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Is that the Resisting Arrest ride?
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lmao
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06/21/2022 04:17 PM
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Amusing thread, 5*
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06/21/2022 04:21 PM

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Tough day at nasa for the astronauts on the 20 G centrifuge Ferris wheel machine.
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06/21/2022 04:21 PM
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Now they'll have to go down to kroger and ride the free carts. black disneyland!
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:23 PM
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It's sad that I actually believed "Floydland" could be a thing and tried to find it.
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06/21/2022 04:25 PM
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It seemed....mostly peaceful







lmao
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06/21/2022 04:26 PM
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Clearly shows how racist blacks are.
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:35 PM
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Y’all are showing your prejudice when it’s clear she was just yelling and in his face a bit. He got physical first. Guy should be fired and will be charged with assault. He had no reason to make that a physical altercation.
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:39 PM
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Re: Opening day at the new Floydland theme park in Minneapolis didn't go too well.
Enjoy your visit! Be sure to see the:

Fentanyl Fun Fair

Covid Teacup Ride

Economic Roller Coaster


And before you leave, don't miss the Resist Zone Drop Tower. It will take your breath away!
 Quoting: Alpacalips


I heard the drop lasts for 7 minutes and you get to piss on the sidewalk during the ride

You're ushered in by Chauvinistic pigs
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06/21/2022 04:40 PM
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Mostly Peaceful



Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
Anonymous Coward
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06/21/2022 04:41 PM
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You see with fety this would never of happened. Give fety a chance folks.
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06/21/2022 04:43 PM
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It's always hilarious when they get to jiggabugging.
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06/21/2022 04:44 PM
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It's sad that I actually believed "Floydland" could be a thing and tried to find it.
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I did too because why not.
I Love Panda Bears

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06/21/2022 04:45 PM

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There is a longer video available. There is more going on in this story:



Last Edited by I Love Panda Bears on 06/21/2022 04:48 PM
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Why are all those sheeptards wearing masks?
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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There is a longer video available. There is more going on in this story:


 Quoting: I Love Panda Bears


He was the aggressor. Even in the first video it’s obvious.





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