My family says this isn’t real but it really is. I remember being born. I was born in late December 1962 and the first thing I remember believe it or not is my naked ass sliding off the birthing table and into the arms of the doctor I felt the cold of the chrome table across my back and then of course I didn’t remember anything again till I was about two, When I fell down an entire flight of stairs and my family thought I was dead. True story.