Meanwhile, back in chicago... naked woman runs over officer with stolen police car

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Less than 50....

We’re getting awfully close to Florida Man (or Woman) territory here.

In a press conference today, Chicago Police Department Superintendent David Brown reported that this morning an officer found a woman “in the middle of the street, unclothed” in the area of Jackson Boulevard and Kostner Avenue in West Garfield Park.

“As the officer tried to render aid to this woman, tried to figure out why she was laying in the middle of the street, the woman charged the officer, assaulted the officer, got in his squad car, took the squad car and drove off. She had an accident and was taken into custody.”