With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future | |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Juan, Juan star, he's a Juan star bandit but he's really cute Runs around in his birthday suit No shirt no shoes but he still gets service All the purple haired ladies get really nervous We think they're people but hard to tell They might be monsters from the bowels of hell But that doesn't bother Juan, because he's AWESOME! Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83282750 United Kingdom 06/10/2022 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future I left my heart, in Francisco He had it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans 12 minutes later He revealed his favorite color and animal So he's not a tater Just working and GLPing at the same time.... I left my heart, in Francisco He had it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans 12 minutes later He revealed his favorite color and animal So he's not a tater Just working and GLPing at the same time.... |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Jill Jill Jill Big Jill Energy, flowing out her fingertips! Big Jill Energy, every word that comes out her lips! Swimming in the ocean causing a comotion Aqua princess saving the world She rides her trusty elephant seal Together they started a new venture with zeal In three days she will be rich! Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 06/10/2022 12:37 PM Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future I left my heart, in Francisco He had it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans 12 minutes later He revealed his favorite color and animal So he's not a tater Just working and GLPing at the same time.... I left my heart, in Francisco He had it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans 12 minutes later He revealed his favorite color and animal So he's not a tater Just working and GLPing at the same time.... I left my heart, in Francisco He had it with a nice Chianti and some fava beans Sitting on the deck, the yellow sun warming his neck I'd be lion if I said he wasn't laid back Not a care in the world, that's a fact jack Oh...there is a BIG surprise coming your way And it's good in about 12 different ways Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Oh fine, guess I'll go back to working on my resume. So I can slave away in a cube under fluorescent lights instead of singing songs to GLP. Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future There's only six minutes left. I promise the quality of the song will be better. I just had to get warmed up and have a Bloody Mary. Don't make me work on my resume! Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Toequito, quito, quito poo I think that I'm in love with you Because Toequito, you're like a blueberry Pi Purple and bursting with flavor Love to have you as my neighbor You know what they say about men with little toes Only the luckiest ladies knows Chupa chupa goat suckers Man how i hate those fuckers You feed them once, they come back for more It's enough to make you feel like a whore! You will receive a phone call in 3.1415 minutes that will change your life for the better. Or, it might be your ex, not sure. Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 06/10/2022 01:14 PM Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future I can't top this: Oh, and I'm sensing that you're going to try a new food today. You don't think you'll like it, but you will be surprised! Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 06/10/2022 01:19 PM Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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(OP) User ID: 83054467 United States 06/10/2022 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Tyyyyyrone. You don't have to put on the red light. Tyyyyrone. You are black and that's alright. You're 69 and looking fine Still turning all the heads A north American man doing the best he can But feels he diinndoo some things right You will receive a call from a relative soon, and I suggest you don't take it. Like, just change your number. Seriously. Unjabbed - Take Dayquil or Nyquil if you get the flu |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76258093 United States 06/10/2022 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future Oh fine, guess I'll go back to working on my resume. So I can slave away in a cube under fluorescent lights instead of singing songs to GLP. Quoting: I AM I WILL We can all recall a different time, When we danced and sang songs with words that rhyme. In our hearts, we had a joyful tune. Let us all go back there really soon! Or have I lost you in this crazy place Where even angels fall in soiled disgrace? Well, I don't know. |
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