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What's the deal with New Hampshire? Bar story

 
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What's the deal with New Hampshire? Bar story
I am on business in back in 2000.

We decide to go on a night out with the whole team. Some steaks, drinks shoot some pool darts whatever.

Everything fine in this bar/restaurant. I walk up to the bar because I wanted a "kopstoot". That's dutch for a boilermaker.

Sorry they can only serve one drink at the time. Ooooooookaaay.

Then give me a shot of whiskey first and the beer after.

Fine. She pours me a shot which I down in about 0.0001 seconds.

Then she says "Now I cannot serve you any more".

I am like "what... the... fuck....".

"Yes you slammed your drink and now I am going to ask you to pay the bill and leave."

This has always bothered me.

Why?

Anyone?
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I am on business in back in 2000.

We decide to go on a night out with the whole team. Some steaks, drinks shoot some pool darts whatever.

Everything fine in this bar/restaurant. I walk up to the bar because I wanted a "kopstoot". That's dutch for a boilermaker.

Sorry they can only serve one drink at the time. Ooooooookaaay.

Then give me a shot of whiskey first and the beer after.

Fine. She pours me a shot which I down in about 0.0001 seconds.

Then she says "Now I cannot serve you any more".

I am like "what... the... fuck....".

"Yes you slammed your drink and now I am going to ask you to pay the bill and leave."

This has always bothered me.

Why?

Anyone?
 Quoting: Emergency Patriot Hologram

Obvious troublemaker.


Part of a bar tenders responsibility is recognizing them.
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I am on business in back in 2000.

We decide to go on a night out with the whole team. Some steaks, drinks shoot some pool darts whatever.

Everything fine in this bar/restaurant. I walk up to the bar because I wanted a "kopstoot". That's dutch for a boilermaker.

Sorry they can only serve one drink at the time. Ooooooookaaay.

Then give me a shot of whiskey first and the beer after.

Fine. She pours me a shot which I down in about 0.0001 seconds.

Then she says "Now I cannot serve you any more".

I am like "what... the... fuck....".

"Yes you slammed your drink and now I am going to ask you to pay the bill and leave."

This has always bothered me.

Why?

Anyone?
 Quoting: Emergency Patriot Hologram

Obvious troublemaker.


Part of a bar tenders responsibility is recognizing them.
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Troublemaker? I was with a herd of 22 polos and timberlands.

Dutch does not equal troublemaker.

However, there was this one time in the Bay area when the dutch team did a polonaise in a sky bar and we got kicked out.

Americans are just not used to having people have a good time.

Come to Amsterdam for real freedom.
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WE DON'T DO THE SHOT AND A BEER THING HERE AND BARTENDERS ARE SIMPLY ENFORCING THAT RULE.

THERE ARE OTHER STATES YOU CAN VISIT THAT WILL SELL YOU BOOZE AT THE TAKE OUT WINDOW, MAYBE NEXT TIME GO DO YOUR BUSINESS THERE.
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F em
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Where I go, I can order 10 drinks and take back to the table of 4 of us. They don't give a shit.

When you slammed the shot, did you slam slam, or thunk it?
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Live Free or Die was just pillow talk.
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Live Free or Die was just pillow talk.
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TOO BAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE TERM.

DO YOU THINK IT ENTITLES YOU TO COMMIT CRIMES?

DO YOU EVEN KNIW WHO SAID IT OR WHAT THE MOTIVATION WAS?
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Where I go, I can order 10 drinks and take back to the table of 4 of us. They don't give a shit.

When you slammed the shot, did you slam slam, or thunk it?
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Just slammed it back in on gulp and put the shot glass back with reasonable force, not slam it on the bar.

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WE DON'T DO THE SHOT AND A BEER THING HERE AND BARTENDERS ARE SIMPLY ENFORCING THAT RULE.

THERE ARE OTHER STATES YOU CAN VISIT THAT WILL SELL YOU BOOZE AT THE TAKE OUT WINDOW, MAYBE NEXT TIME GO DO YOUR BUSINESS THERE.
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I'm sorry for your loss of joy.
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Dumb bitch ass waffles
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WE DON'T DO THE SHOT AND A BEER THING HERE AND BARTENDERS ARE SIMPLY ENFORCING THAT RULE.

THERE ARE OTHER STATES YOU CAN VISIT THAT WILL SELL YOU BOOZE AT THE TAKE OUT WINDOW, MAYBE NEXT TIME GO DO YOUR BUSINESS THERE.
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I'm sorry for your loss of joy.
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But why NOT do a shot + beer? What on Earth could be the reason for that? Fun not allowed?
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Damn, that would upset me too.
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Sometimes folks with low-end jobs pull chickenshit stuff like this because it’s only move they have. They’re just waiting to pull their “big power move.” I would’ve laughed in her face, told her to jam it and left. Who the Hell runs the bar like that? Uptight, yankee a-holes that’s who.
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OP, you would not have had that kind of experience in most parts of this country.
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And that is just one reason whyjI don't go to bars
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The bartender decided she didn't like you for some reason, so she decided to go on a power trip.
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Sometimes folks with low-end jobs pull chickenshit stuff like this because it’s only move they have. They’re just waiting to pull their “big power move.” I would’ve laughed in her face, told her to jam it and left. Who the Hell runs the bar like that? Uptight, yankee a-holes that’s who.
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Well that's basically what we did - I gathered the group, payed with my Visa Gold company card and we left.

Just laughed about it.
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Stop paying taxes.
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The bartender decided she didn't like you for some reason, so she decided to go on a power trip.
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That could very well have been the case.

If I were a viking I would just have taken over the bar.
But I was on the road to being VP and I am not a viking. And that would not have ended well.
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Stop paying taxes.
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Not related to this thread but nonetheless excellent advice for those who disagree with current politics.

just make damned sure you are united in a group with solid legal representation.
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ive been cut off at chasers poker room in salem NH

but i was about 5 beers in. maybe more. i forget
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Pretty sure it’s because it’s a state law or local ordinance and they would lose their liquor license if they didn’t follow it. Get over it
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WE DON'T DO THE SHOT AND A BEER THING HERE AND BARTENDERS ARE SIMPLY ENFORCING THAT RULE.

THERE ARE OTHER STATES YOU CAN VISIT THAT WILL SELL YOU BOOZE AT THE TAKE OUT WINDOW, MAYBE NEXT TIME GO DO YOUR BUSINESS THERE.
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I'm sorry for your loss of joy.
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I LOVE MY STATE. CAN'T STAND THE WHINY BITCHES THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND THEIR WAY UP HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT THOUGH.
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Sometimes folks with low-end jobs pull chickenshit stuff like this because it’s only move they have. They’re just waiting to pull their “big power move.” I would’ve laughed in her face, told her to jam it and left. Who the Hell runs the bar like that? Uptight, yankee a-holes that’s who.
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Well that's basically what we did - I gathered the group, payed with my Visa Gold company card and we left.

Just laughed about it.
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OH MAN, YOU ARE SO COOL. YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT.
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Sometimes folks with low-end jobs pull chickenshit stuff like this because it’s only move they have. They’re just waiting to pull their “big power move.” I would’ve laughed in her face, told her to jam it and left. Who the Hell runs the bar like that? Uptight, yankee a-holes that’s who.
 Quoting: Possum70


Well that's basically what we did - I gathered the group, payed with my Visa Gold company card and we left.

Just laughed about it.
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OH MAN, YOU ARE SO COOL. YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81953666


Put a sock in it pal and drink your warm milk mkay?
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Pretty sure it’s because it’s a state law or local ordinance and they would lose their liquor license if they didn’t follow it. Get over it
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It's just silly.

But from the view of a European of course.
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Sometimes folks with low-end jobs pull chickenshit stuff like this because it’s only move they have. They’re just waiting to pull their “big power move.” I would’ve laughed in her face, told her to jam it and left. Who the Hell runs the bar like that? Uptight, yankee a-holes that’s who.
 Quoting: Possum70


Well that's basically what we did - I gathered the group, payed with my Visa Gold company card and we left.

Just laughed about it.
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OH MAN, YOU ARE SO COOL. YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST THINK YOU'RE THE SHIT.
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Put a sock in it pal and drink your warm milk mkay?
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WHATEVER YOU SAY HOTSHOT. WOULDN'T WANT TO GO UP AGAINST A GUY WHO PAYS WITH A VISA CARD.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD.
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Pretty sure it’s because it’s a state law or local ordinance and they would lose their liquor license if they didn’t follow it. Get over it
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It's just silly.

But from the view of a European of course.
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Then give me a shot of whiskey first and the beer after.

Fine. She pours me a shot which I down in about 0.0001 seconds.

SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS BEING CAUTIOUS WITH SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY HAS THE JONES FOR HIS ALCOHOL.
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ive been cut off at chasers poker room in salem NH

but i was about 5 beers in. maybe more. i forget
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5 beers? That's not even a six-pack.
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Pretty sure it’s because it’s a state law or local ordinance and they would lose their liquor license if they didn’t follow it. Get over it
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No compliance.
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