Guys goes to the doctor.

"Doc, my penis has turned orange, I don't know how it happened, and I'm a little scared. Can you tell me what's wrong with it?"

Doc says; "Well I've never heard of that happening before. Let's take a look."

Guy drops trowsers -

Doc Says; "Hmm. Well I'll be, sure enough - it's orange."
"Tell me a little bit about a regular day for you and we'll see if we can identify what's causing it."

Guy says; "Well I get up. Have Coffee. Go to work as a machinist. Come home. Eat Cheetos. Watch porno...."


Peace