POLL: THE LONG-AWAITED MOVIE, TOP GUN: MAVERICK IS BEING RELEASED in THEATRES TODAY. WILL KELLY MCGILLIS BE IN IT?

I'm just gonna wait for the VHS video tape to come out so I can rent it from Blockbuster.

I don't care.

no she weighs 350 lbs and is uglier than a pigs butt

Who gives a fuck?

Plot of Top Gun 2

1 Maverick has a crisis and a drinking problem.

2 America needs Mav to kill Russians.

3 Mav says no, he's drinking and fat.

4 Mav's buddies are held hostage by Vladimir Putin so Mav goes on the mission and kills Moscow with a nuclear warhead.

The End.

Many people wonder if there will be hot sex scenes with Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis.

Do you consider the cost of gas to drive to Blockbuster now? Does Blockbuster still rent out VHS tapes? I thought they switched over to DVD's.

I'm not really sure.

I fell into a coma in 1988 and only woke up this last year.

I have no idea what a DVD is.

That's like a Laser Disc, right?

I think she's flying business class now as she's can't take the Gs like she used to.

Mav keeps a heart monitor on her at high altitudes too.

https://imgur.com/a/GntUQBc

Similar, only a lot smaller.
I had a Laser Disc player.
I'm glad your survived your coma.

P.S. That's what your hot, blonde girlfriend is gonna look like at 62 after rehab, fellas.

Get a good look at her mom before making any long term investments. Because the genes don't lie.

:-)

Last Edited by The_Gardener on 05/28/2022 08:39 PM

WOULD PEOPLE PAY to see her with Tom Cruise NOW?

Maybe they WOULD.

Check out Sports Illustrated magazine.

I think Kelly is still rockin' it.

She just needs a new hairdo and some Prancercises.

They could have done a Demi Moore thing, and still had her working in a position over Tom Cruise, and then sexually harass him on the job. She still wanted him, but he didn't want her. Who would win? Would they hire professional negotiators?

You might have realized by now that Kelly developed a drinking problem.

I'm glad she's sober now, but wow, girl, you really let yourself go. The years weren't kind.

That Hollywood will chew you up and spit you out, I mean.

Yeah but why do that when you have a successful acting career? Is she just another loser?

No

Have you seen recent pics of her?

Once beautiful, she is now obese and has not taken care of herself at all.

Long awaited ?

I really do not want to see that.

She's also a lesbian, BTW.

Zero fucks.

And damn, you are one annoying, attention whoring pain in the ass.

Why you ask my kind sir?


Because women age like milk and men age like fine wine.

Val needed his voice to be reconstructed by software. Kelly would need a full body CGI.

They end their own ladder. They can't see past their own illusion of success and the fall breaks them.

They see nowhere to go except down after being on top.

Imagine being "tha" poster chick of the 80s.

You are plastered everywhere. I mean your picture is literally on every street corner.

You could really lose yourself and crack up with that kind of exposure.

They seek balance by going lower and being "underachievers" for a long time. Fame isn't success anymore to them. They become victims of their own fame because the goal of life wasn't fame but self-actualization. And that's what they forget.



Last Edited by The_Gardener on 05/28/2022 09:24 PM

Why do some women do that, Lady Jane?

Yeah, I imagine that would be fairly nasty to view on the big screen. And now we have such high definition.

It is a fat, ugly lesbian.
Who want to see that shit?