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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17875709 Canada 05/27/2022 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I looked up and called various agencies attempting to volunteer for the uke war. Quoting: True story 79583848 Reminder this was all a troll and a "fuck you" to them. So I finally get a guy on the phone. Q. How do I volunteer to inlist in the defences of Ukraine ? A. You need to fill out form/information providing past service experiences. Then if accepted..you'll have to buy a ticket and bring your own gear. Q. How do I bring my own gear ?...they'll arrest me on the spot at the airport. A. No answer...just silence. Q. Then I ask..I have to buy my own ticket ? A. He said yes. Q. What the fuck ?..you won't even pay for my ticket ? A. No. Q. So then I asked...risking my life isn't enough ? A. Silence again. Q. So then I got loud and said...you want me to fly to poland/staging area ..get sent off to a war front with no weapons or gear...on my own dime...so I can get killed in a muddy trench in eastern Ukraine ? A. I could hear him stumble for an answer....before he could mutter a bullshit response. THAT'S WHEN I YELLED...FUCK THE NOTSEE'S, FUCK YOUR 6STAR LEADER...AND FUCK YOU ! that's when he hung up on me. True story. the Ukrops will supply you with a small potato jes sayin |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79583848 United States 05/27/2022 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proper response would have been that there was no need for you. They will simply kill the Russian invaders one at a time until they leave. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72473749 Are you trolling ? Them poor uke bastards are getting slaughtered. Hell the notzee's are killing their own for not wanting to fight. While the uke women and children get sold into sex slavery. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83453026 United States 05/27/2022 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proper response would have been that there was no need for you. They will simply kill the Russian invaders one at a time until they leave. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72473749 Are you trolling ? Them poor uke bastards are getting slaughtered. Hell the notzee's are killing their own for not wanting to fight. While the uke women and children get sold into sex slavery. And Russia keeps losing men and resources while congratulating themselves that the other side is losing more. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79583848 United States 05/27/2022 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proper response would have been that there was no need for you. They will simply kill the Russian invaders one at a time until they leave. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72473749 Are you trolling ? Them poor uke bastards are getting slaughtered. Hell the notzee's are killing their own for not wanting to fight. While the uke women and children get sold into sex slavery. And Russia keeps losing men and resources while congratulating themselves that the other side is losing more. The Russians just gained an area larger than england with 7 million new russian residents. ..and a shit load of natural resources. And a hundred miles of coast line. Awhile denotzeefying a large swath of ukeland. A few western generals and some big pharma biolabs. True story. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83453026 United States 05/27/2022 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Proper response would have been that there was no need for you. They will simply kill the Russian invaders one at a time until they leave. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72473749 Are you trolling ? Them poor uke bastards are getting slaughtered. Hell the notzee's are killing their own for not wanting to fight. While the uke women and children get sold into sex slavery. And Russia keeps losing men and resources while congratulating themselves that the other side is losing more. The Russians just gained an area larger than england with 7 million new russian residents. ..and a shit load of natural resources. And a hundred miles of coast line. Awhile denotzeefying a large swath of ukeland. A few western generals and some big pharma biolabs. True story. I don't doubt that one bit. Russia will continue to win until she has won so much, that she is completely bled dry. My view. I could very well be wrong. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54469829 United States 05/27/2022 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The stories we've heard about foreign legion are more than shocking... 1. AS SOON AS YOU GET THERE THEY WILL MAKE YOU SIGN 3 YEAR VSU CONTRACT TO DEFEND UKRAINE. [ 3 years = DEAD MAN WALKING, RIGHT?] 2. TO get close to the front lines [for someone to drive you] takes a BIG bribe, we are talking about x thousands of dollars. 3. You will enjoy the insane assignments like: hunting snipers within a team of 3 with shotguns. Because shortrange weapons are the best against professional long range sniper. 4. As soon as You are there - a BIG bullseye is painted on you, because Russia kills foreign fighters as policy. 5. You will enjoy paying for your own accommodations [believe me you don't want to be stationed in Desna. It was horrid during the peace time. 6. You will need to buy your own food, even if you get meat and potatoes can, enjoy it like it was your last. Typically commanding officers will leave to go home, leaving soldiers with two grenades and AK against Russian tanks. 7. If you do get to front lines enjoy spending weeks in the trenches while it is safe. Next when it get hotter: please research landing 150mm MSTA-A. I have heard that landing of this shell within 150 ft will give you a brain injury. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79583848 United States 05/27/2022 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79583848 Are you trolling ? Them poor uke bastards are getting slaughtered. Hell the notzee's are killing their own for not wanting to fight. While the uke women and children get sold into sex slavery. And Russia keeps losing men and resources while congratulating themselves that the other side is losing more. The Russians just gained an area larger than england with 7 million new russian residents. ..and a shit load of natural resources. And a hundred miles of coast line. Awhile denotzeefying a large swath of ukeland. A few western generals and some big pharma biolabs. True story. I don't doubt that one bit. Russia will continue to win until she has won so much, that she is completely bled dry. My view. I could very well be wrong. You're very wrong. The Russians are providing aerial support..along with massive missiles and howitzer bombardment. It the Luhansk/ Donbas volunteers doing most of the fighting. And don't forget about the Chechens...them fuckin guys are the best soldiers on the planet by far. Outnumbered 100 to 1 and still kickin ass nonstop. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 79583848 United States 05/27/2022 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The stories we've heard about foreign legion are more than shocking... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54469829 1. AS SOON AS YOU GET THERE THEY WILL MAKE YOU SIGN 3 YEAR VSU CONTRACT TO DEFEND UKRAINE. [ 3 years = DEAD MAN WALKING, RIGHT?] 2. TO get close to the front lines [for someone to drive you] takes a BIG bribe, we are talking about x thousands of dollars. 3. You will enjoy the insane assignments like: hunting snipers within a team of 3 with shotguns. Because shortrange weapons are the best against professional long range sniper. 4. As soon as You are there - a BIG bullseye is painted on you, because Russia kills foreign fighters as policy. 5. You will enjoy paying for your own accommodations [believe me you don't want to be stationed in Desna. It was horrid during the peace time. 6. You will need to buy your own food, even if you get meat and potatoes can, enjoy it like it was your last. Typically commanding officers will leave to go home, leaving soldiers with two grenades and AK against Russian tanks. 7. If you do get to front lines enjoy spending weeks in the trenches while it is safe. Next when it get hotter: please research landing 150mm MSTA-A. I have heard that landing of this shell within 150 ft will give you a brain injury. Crazy shit. Them poor bastards are just meat for the grinder. |
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User ID: 80052747 United States 05/27/2022 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83453026 And Russia keeps losing men and resources while congratulating themselves that the other side is losing more. The Russians just gained an area larger than england with 7 million new russian residents. ..and a shit load of natural resources. And a hundred miles of coast line. Awhile denotzeefying a large swath of ukeland. A few western generals and some big pharma biolabs. True story. I don't doubt that one bit. Russia will continue to win until she has won so much, that she is completely bled dry. My view. I could very well be wrong. You're very wrong. The Russians are providing aerial support..along with massive missiles and howitzer bombardment. It the Luhansk/ Donbas volunteers doing most of the fighting. And don't forget about the Chechens...them fuckin guys are the best soldiers on the planet by far. Outnumbered 100 to 1 and still kickin ass nonstop. Chechens are filthy mudslimes. I don't really take sides in this whatsoever because fuck them both fyi |
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