Forget monkey pox! A new type of lobster pox discovered on west coast.

That's right. I have sources that say a new type of pox has been discovered off the west coast after a man was admitted to San Francisco hospital. They're trying to keep it a secret right now but they think it might spread as a new super pox. It starts out as a red rash like herpes, disappears, and starts crusting over giving it oyster like crustation sores. Large infectious calcification.

My source in San Francisco that's watching over the situation said that the guy opened up a large clam he found near sea and pleasured himself with it and that's when the rash appeared follow by a fever. That's why they're calling it lobster pox.

They're saying you can catch it by air if someone had his oyster crusted member in their mouth. Several people are reported to have contracted the disease and now are growing what looks like to be small oysters in their lungs.