Telling somebody at work how things are

Somebody at work is really mad at me because I puked in the trash can.

So I told him look pal, I'm a real person, a real person not a statue..
This is planet earth, the planet of life in the known universe...
And where life exists, sick exists...

So how about you shut the fuck up and try understanding something.

How old are you boy?

He said 19..

So I said..
You been sick plenty..
I'm as real as you are.
Now wake the fuck up.


He replied that the puke is disgusting.


Then I told him that on my way home fromwork that day, I shit myself with diarrhea..
Want to lick it clean for me?

Lol


:p