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British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!

 
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British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
Britain is co-ordinating with its allies on a potential plan to send warships to the Black Sea port of Odesa to offer a protective escort to ships exporting Ukrainian grain.

Lithuanian foreign minister Gabrielius Landsbergis said yesterday he had discussed the creation of such a 'protective corridor' from Odesa with British foreign secretary Liz Truss.

He also said a 'coalition of the willing', made up of NATO countries and other nations reliant on the grain such as Egypt, may be willing to commit military resources to bolster the protection and avert widespread food shortages.

The plan would see allied navies clear the area around the southern port of Russian mines before protecting freight ships carrying the vital produce from Putin's warships according to The Times.

Long-range missiles will also be deployed to deter any Russian attempts to sabotage the corridor.

Russia's invasion of Ukraine has hastened an impending global food crisis, with huge quantities of grain and other essential commodities sat in storage as war rages on.

Ukraine and Russia together export a third of the world's wheat and barley and half of its sunflower oil, while Russia is a top supplier of fertiliser that has surged in price.

The Kremlin's forces are accused of blocking Ukrainian ports, and the interruption of those affordable food staples is threatening food shortages and political unrest in countries in Africa, the Middle East and Asia.


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Revenge for Moskva going to be served cold.
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Revenge for Moskva going to be served cold.
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maybe the British warships will have some sort of missile defences? and not just sail around in front of missile launchers saying "na na na na na you can't shoot me"?
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
we don't have to buy it from ukraine.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
we don't have to buy it from ukraine.
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you are not buying anything, looting Ukraine is the proper term.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
i read early on that the ukranians deployed those mines.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
we don't have to buy it from ukraine.
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you are not buying anything, looting Ukraine is the proper term.
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i'm saying the red herring here is, that this is just a cover story to justify the incursion to the dumb public.
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05/24/2022 05:23 AM
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
we don't have to buy it from ukraine.
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you are not buying anything, looting Ukraine is the proper term.
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every field i've seen in ukraine on any "ukraine war" video was freshly harvested.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
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05/24/2022 05:25 AM
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They will hit a Ukraine mine and sink.

There are a couple thousand mines floating around in the Black Sea loose.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
We have an abundance of fish in our surrounding seas — that the French aren’t allowed to touch. Reliance on Ukraine fish supplies is fucking bullshit. Never heard anything so absurd.

Brit Gov are the biggest cronies on the planet.
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05/24/2022 05:33 AM
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Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
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Ideal scenario for a false flag operation.

A British fleet conveying wheat cargos to hungry countries struck by Russian devices, imagine the propaganda portraying Putin as an inhuman creature willing to starve millions to achieve his own agenda.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
The Ruble USD rate says everything.
They need to promote a conflict for regime change in Russia so that the Russian energy market can be controlled, the gold standard removed and USD used to settle contracts.
There is NOTHING more to this.
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i read early on that the ukranians deployed those mines.
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I read that also. They are untethered mines. No anchors.

The Turks have them on their coast now from drifting.
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Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
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Ideal scenario for a false flag operation.

A British fleet conveying wheat cargos to hungry countries struck by Russian devices, imagine the propaganda portraying Putin as an inhuman creature willing to starve millions to achieve his own agenda.
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are the British ships allowed to sail through the straits of Bosporus??? might not even be able to get there at all

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Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
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But how can NATO warships break a blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?


Theoretical question, because :

A. There is no blockade (area was mined by UKR)

B. There won't be any attempt to send NATO warships into the Black Sea.


But, if they do, again...HOW can those NATO warships would break a Russian blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
i read early on that the ukranians deployed those mines.
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I read that also. They are untethered mines. No anchors.

The Turks have them on their coast now from drifting.
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i think they were hit by a storm?
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
We have an abundance of fish in our surrounding seas — that the French aren’t allowed to touch. Reliance on Ukraine fish supplies is fucking bullshit. Never heard anything so absurd.

Brit Gov are the biggest cronies on the planet.
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You pay close the same for imported fish than for local fish, but merchants pocket the extra profits.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
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But how can NATO warships break a blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?


Theoretical question, because :

A. There is no blockade (area was mined by UKR)

B. There won't be any attempt to send NATO warships into the Black Sea.


But, if they do, again...HOW can those NATO warships would break a Russian blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?
 Quoting: Recollector


They won't, this is the start of conflict.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82419335


But how can NATO warships break a blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?


Theoretical question, because :

A. There is no blockade (area was mined by UKR)

B. There won't be any attempt to send NATO warships into the Black Sea.


But, if they do, again...HOW can those NATO warships would break a Russian blockade WITHOUT attacking Russian ships?
 Quoting: Recollector


just sail in international waters until they get to ukraine waters. if the Russians shoot at them, call in NATO airstrikes. if the Russians get there ships in the way, they will need big rubber bumpers on the front to push the Russian ships out of the way

problem solved!!!! 5a5a5a
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
And in the history books it will be written that fish and chips caused World War III.
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The poms need their fish suppers?
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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The poms need their fish suppers.

Last Edited by Katipo on 05/24/2022 05:46 AM
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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The poms need their fish suppers?
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some people must rely on it, else the shop wouldn't exist.
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
Russia can't attack NATO ships or it would then be at war with NATO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82419335


Ideal scenario for a false flag operation.

A British fleet conveying wheat cargos to hungry countries struck by Russian devices, imagine the propaganda portraying Putin as an inhuman creature willing to starve millions to achieve his own agenda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83398596


are the British ships allowed to sail through the straits of Bosporus??? might not even be able to get there at all

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Of course they can, if the mission carries an 'humanitarian' purpose, also to enforce maritime law regarding the free transit of commercial cargos.
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The poms need their fish suppers?
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not exactly. the real reason is that the fish and chips gets wrapped up in old newspapers. which are sold to the British people by Rupert Murdock!! this hole thing is a setup to make British people buy more Murdoch newspapers so they don't starve to deaf!
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Jolly good. Tally-ho!
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Re: British warships are getting ready to BREAK THE BLOCKADE of Odessa to get vital FISH AND CHIPS supplies in before everybody starves!
remember Turkey got kicked out of building the fantastic Boeing Super Duper Fighter Jet or whatever its called, because they bought S-300 missles from Russia! so if Turkey does a Cartman and says "screw you NATO i'm going home" and then makes an alliance with Russia, the suddenly the Black Sea would be cut off to NATO or OTAN by Turkey!!
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Wheat futures shows a cup and handle pattern, wheat price will break a new high in the coming weeks, $1500/ton.

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And in the history books it will be written that fish and chips caused World War III.
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trump-hryk imma gonna write that in every history book i see and if anybody asks why imma say you said to do it!





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