Breaking news! Elon musk demands that "far left" sex accuser describe his penis, after elon is accused of sexual assault

This guy is a sac of shit, but I admit you got to luv this guy and his wit.

What could it be? A tattoo?

or he can have libtards like grimes or amber heard describe it

why do you all think musk, the climate change libtard hero who bangs hollywood libtards chicks is one of you?

you lined up for that brain implant too?

He could be a hermaphrodite


Would you be surprised? I wouldn't

Its probably bionic or something.

The left is going to lose big with this gamble.

lol Might be a cybernetic or something.

Elon is a master of manipulation.

He has two dicks , only one that gets hard

Lol. Even if he did do that, it was a fair offer. This good digging bitch should go away now

Guy goes to bathroom and notices "WY" tattoo'd on the guy's junk next to him. He says, "Oof. That must've hurt. You from Wyoming?" The guy says, "No, when I get excited, it spells out my wife's name.. Wendy."

Months later, same guy is in Australia and sees another guy with "WY" on his johnson. He says, "ooo! Let me guess, your wife is named Wendy???" The guy says, "What? No... When I'm excited, it says "Welcome to Australia - Have a Nice Day!"

He's got old Puff the magic dragon tattoo

Fucking is about doing hot chicks. Their politics is unimportant, their vaginas are!

Elon is an expert at pushing the state of the art in engineering and growing companies. I respect that!

So why did he pay her off if it never happened ? He's got full time lawyers and billions of dollars so he should have dragged it out in court like the Johnny Depp trial. Just saying.

Well that is some case closed evidence right there.

Elon is saying he has a very special dick ????

big ? small ? spikes on top ? not there?

He called her a liar and even gave her a challenge that would be in her favor to win even more. I'm suggesting that he's telling the absolute truth because what he has is a penis at all. That is the only conclusion and he gives it away when "he" calls it "unusual", or whatever he said.

What a loser.

Productive people have no time for court bullshit. That requires personal appearances - often for days at a time, and careful wording so as not to be in contempt.

It's quicker and cheaper to get rid of the girl with a payout and non-disclosure agreement.

After all, she's just a ho seeking money.

ELONGATE

it looks like a baby rocket

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Elon is innocent. His "victim" waits until Elon want's free speech. Nonsense...

We've watched the left do this to a Supreme Court justice and to President Trump for years.

They are perpetual liars, nobody should believe a thing they say.

Tatoo of the horse he gave away?

anyone like elon obsessing over rockets clearly is overcompensating for a tiny dick

Such a good move!

Chicks who wouldn't give you a second look.

Did he pay her off? Sounds like she wants another pay day.

Probably has a runway wax and a prince Albert piercing. I wouldn't put it past him.

His rea name is Elonna.

Elon is starting to speak like he's about to announce his candidacy for president

He reminds me of the Ken Castle character in the movie Gamer

Ol Jacobs latter