Regardless of your sexuality, it's time to start keeping your hands in your pockets when in shared public spaces...I believe this one stays 'alive' on surfaces for a while.

Off the top of my head...


Peanuts bowls on bars
Door handles on public toilets
Handrails on stairs
The glass the restaurant waiter brings you and puts down on your table with his buttfingering hand

I'm sure you can think of a few more but you get the point.

If you grab that butterfingered glass you might as well just rub your hands over the waiters 9enis.

Then there is the natural tendency for your hand to touch your own mouth. It's like an automatic response unless you consciously work on stopping yourself from doing it.

If your putting your mouth to the edge of the glass that buttginfer has touched you might as well have his 9enis in your mouth

Watch yourselves out there. It's getting crazy