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The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2022 06:27 PM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
When I was like 9 years old a dog bit me… I still have two little holes in my left butt cheek … she was protecting her babies, I just wanted to bring them inside the house cuz she had them in outside and it’s raining.
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So you got 3 buttholes now..... chuckle
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05/15/2022 06:36 PM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
You show back up with a dog story

What about the Galactic Federation??
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Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
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I didn’t know they were so misguided.
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05/15/2022 07:01 PM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
Doberman when I was 2 0r 3.
it was being walked in Clairemont neighborhood of San Diego when in the 1970's by a women. Next thing I know the dog had my head in it's mouth on the front porch as I was trying to run inside.
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05/15/2022 07:50 PM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
I tried to ride a German Shepard like a horse.

The dog grabbed me by the back of my neck, and dragged me down the sidewalk, until me mom came out with a broom, and the dog released his grip.

The dog ran off, but the bite had broke my skin.
No one around the neighborhood knew who owned the dog,so the local news put out a description of the dog.

They feared the dog had not received it's vaccines, and I would have to endure the agonizing rabies shots.

One day before I was scheduled to get the rabies shots, we found the dog sitting on the front porch of an old house across the street.

The poor dog had not received it's rabies vaxx, so they had to euthanize him. Turned out he did not have rabies, and I was spared.

I was about 6 years old at the time, but remember it like it was yesterday.
King Triad  (OP)

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05/16/2022 06:18 AM

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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
You show back up with a dog story

What about the Galactic Federation??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81233546


Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
 Quoting: King Triad


I didn’t know they were so misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83051933


We help suffering people and freedom fighters. we don't get into the politics. just try to ease suffering...
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05/16/2022 06:24 AM

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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
OP, what did you do to piss off a St. Bernard?n surely the bite from such a powerful dog would be terrible.
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I was delivering newspapers and I had this bag with a reflector on the strap and he attacked the strap just out of the blue...
 Quoting: King Triad


So he bit the bag and NOT you...

INSTANT THREAD FAIL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


No he bit my arm at the same time as the strap...
 Quoting: King Triad


I grew up with St. Bernards... very mild dogs but you can get a weird one for sure.

This was a photo shoot I did for my mom this past spring.

https://imgur.com/a/qhYwxOD

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King Triad  (OP)

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05/16/2022 06:28 AM

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I was delivering newspapers and I had this bag with a reflector on the strap and he attacked the strap just out of the blue...
 Quoting: King Triad


So he bit the bag and NOT you...

INSTANT THREAD FAIL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80004904


No he bit my arm at the same time as the strap...
 Quoting: King Triad


I grew up with St. Bernards... very mild dogs but you can get a weird one for sure.

This was a photo shoot I did for my mom this past spring.

https://imgur.com/a/qhYwxOD

 Quoting: BFD


That's the funny thing about the dog he was always nice to me then he saw that bag and attacked it. maybe another paper boy had hurt him?...
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05/16/2022 06:35 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
I was like 7 and ran away from a vile pug that jumped up and bit my hand. He didn’t let go and his tooth went through my hand and bleed like a bitch. He had his shots but it left a nice scar.

Thanks pug.
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05/16/2022 06:36 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
OP, what did you do to piss off a St. Bernard?n surely the bite from such a powerful dog would be terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82571668


One time my 6 year old son and I got stuck in a car with a rabid St. Bernard killing itself trying to get in to kill us. We barely survived.
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05/16/2022 06:44 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
I don't have any bad cat or dog stories, they normally come to me and offer their soft, fluffy fur for me pet.
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05/16/2022 06:46 AM
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No
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05/16/2022 06:49 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
Mother and I were bit by a Rabid White German Sheppard in 1972.

I was 2 and my mom was 22. I had 32 shots in the belly over several weeks and don't remember it. My Mom was allergic to the shots and was in the hospital for months.

We both still love dogs.
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05/16/2022 06:54 AM

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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
You show back up with a dog story

What about the Galactic Federation??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81233546


Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
 Quoting: King Triad


I didn’t know they were so misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83051933


I show up with a dog story and not a Federation story because my alliance with the Federation got me framed and put in prison by the FBI...
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05/16/2022 06:56 AM

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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
Sure, why not
This one is pretty brutal

My parents have a male cat. One night he was looking out their apartment window and saw another male cat. For some reason they both flipped out, howling and hissing.

My dad, who was on dialysis, he’s since passed, tried to get their cat to calm down and get off the window sill.

Big mistake. The cat totally flipped out and clawed my dads arm where his catheter was just below the skin. Then he grabbed on and did more damage, to where it nearly tore my dads catheter out of his arm. He couldn’t get the cat off. Finally my mom was able to pry him off

My dad had to have a couple surgeries to get it fixed

I hate cats. Don’t trust them.
Mrs. Cujo
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05/16/2022 07:01 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
Mother and I were bit by a Rabid White German Sheppard in 1972.

I was 2 and my mom was 22. I had 32 shots in the belly over several weeks and don't remember it. My Mom was allergic to the shots and was in the hospital for months.

We both still love dogs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83147904


That sounds like my story with my six year old in the car after my dumb cheating husband left me.
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05/16/2022 07:08 AM
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I am a veterinarian. I've been doing this for 30 years now. A few years ago I was attacked by a mastiff. It was a Neapolitan Mastiff and weighed about 150 lb, nearly as much as me. It happened in the parking lot outside my office, I was just walking in, had not spoken to the owner nor made eye contact with the dog even

The dog broke a giant pinch collar and ran across the parking lot grabbed my leg and shook me like a rag doll. It bit me five times up and down my leg. I managed to hold my feet and I carry a metal contractor clipboard which I kept between the dogs face and my throat at all times. All I could think was that if I fell or tried to run it would take me down and rip my throat out because that's the way it was grabbing and shaking my whole leg.

I probably should have had stitches, but being the old time veterinarian I am and self-employed with crappy health insurance, I cleaned it out really well and took some antibiotics and it healed up fine on its own except for the fact that the lymph drainage in my leg is ruined forever so it swells frequently.

It's the worst I've been bitten in my career. I've been nipped a few times but nothing serious outide of that. The vast majority of my patients, even the typically grouchy ones like me or at least tolerate me.

For a few weeks maybe even months after that, I struggled with my patients who had big heads and made serious eye contact. I hate it when I feel that little frission of fear because I know the dogs can sense it and when you feel scared, they feel scared too or take advantage and you're much more likely to get bitten.

But I'm back in the swing of things now.

Hf
LittleMe
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05/16/2022 07:33 AM

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You show back up with a dog story

What about the Galactic Federation??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81233546


Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
 Quoting: King Triad


Hmmmm… helping Zelinskyy?

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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
You show back up with a dog story

What about the Galactic Federation??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81233546


Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
 Quoting: King Triad


I didn’t know they were so misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83051933


We help suffering people and freedom fighters. we don't get into the politics. just try to ease suffering...
 Quoting: King Triad


I pray for Ukrainian people…
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05/16/2022 07:40 AM
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just for fun. enough badness in the world...
 Quoting: King Triad


The only dog that ever bit me was my Grandma's cocker spaniel, Honey.
Honey was worse than any pit bull could ever be.
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05/16/2022 07:42 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
My black cat velvet
Looked under the couch for her
Paw came out and attached itself to my eyeball
White flesh of the eye hanging out of my head I asked my mom if it was bad
She turned white as a ghost
Optometrist said another millimeter and I would of lost my vision in the eye

Eyes heal super fast

My school photo was a couple days later

The white of my eye was completely blood red

Looked pretty metal
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05/16/2022 07:55 AM
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Re: The only dog that ever bit me was a St Bernard. tell a dog bite story or cat attack...
I am a veterinarian. I've been doing this for 30 years now. A few years ago I was attacked by a mastiff. It was a Neapolitan Mastiff and weighed about 150 lb, nearly as much as me. It happened in the parking lot outside my office, I was just walking in, had not spoken to the owner nor made eye contact with the dog even

The dog broke a giant pinch collar and ran across the parking lot grabbed my leg and shook me like a rag doll. It bit me five times up and down my leg. I managed to hold my feet and I carry a metal contractor clipboard which I kept between the dogs face and my throat at all times. All I could think was that if I fell or tried to run it would take me down and rip my throat out because that's the way it was grabbing and shaking my whole leg.

I probably should have had stitches, but being the old time veterinarian I am and self-employed with crappy health insurance, I cleaned it out really well and took some antibiotics and it healed up fine on its own except for the fact that the lymph drainage in my leg is ruined forever so it swells frequently.

It's the worst I've been bitten in my career. I've been nipped a few times but nothing serious outide of that. The vast majority of my patients, even the typically grouchy ones like me or at least tolerate me.

For a few weeks maybe even months after that, I struggled with my patients who had big heads and made serious eye contact. I hate it when I feel that little frission of fear because I know the dogs can sense it and when you feel scared, they feel scared too or take advantage and you're much more likely to get bitten.

But I'm back in the swing of things now.

Hf
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Amazing story. Thanks for sharing.
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05/16/2022 08:18 AM

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Galactic Federation is doing fine...they are secretly helping in Ukraine.
 Quoting: King Triad


I didn’t know they were so misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83051933


We help suffering people and freedom fighters. we don't get into the politics. just try to ease suffering...
 Quoting: King Triad


I pray for Ukrainian people…
 Quoting: LittleMe


I pray for them daily. I don't see Putin's war being between Nazi NWO and Putin. I think Putin is a mad man killing civilians...
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