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So God waited around until there were monkeys

 
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So God waited around until there were monkeys
Didn't bother putting consciousness into any of the other creatures, had to wait until there were monkeys. Then... You get one life as a monkey and then it's straight to being an angel forever.

You actually believe this?
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05/10/2022 05:56 AM
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
Chip them all and have Elon Musk sort it out
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05/10/2022 05:58 AM
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God doesn’t exist.
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05/10/2022 06:00 AM
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God started way before that. You gota remember god is timeless. If you watched the beginning to now in fast forward it would look like wizardry.

Stop thinking gods power looks like wizardry and You will be ok.

He did not snap his finger or wiggle his nose and a human appeared. To god those billions of years were an instant of time.

Last Edited by Xeven on 05/10/2022 06:02 AM
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God didn’t create man. Look how stupid we are. Endless wars, nuclear weapons. How much is spent on death and destruction?

Destruction of the environment.

If we spent all that money on productive things. The world would be a great place.
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God doesn’t exist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68244014


Bingo. None of the surviving ancient religious and/or philosophical texts have the truth.
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God doesn’t exist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68244014


God doesn't play silly games either .
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God didn’t create man. Look how stupid we are. Endless wars, nuclear weapons. How much is spent on death and destruction?

Destruction of the environment.

If we spent all that money on productive things. The world would be a great place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49842916


The environment is fine. If anything we may be delaying snowball earth.
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
Chip them all and have Elon Musk sort it out
 Quoting: Massimo 78797131


Amazon workers.
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
God started way before that. You gota remember god is timeless. If you watched the beginning to now in fast forward it would look like wizardry.

Stop thinking gods power looks like wizardry and You will be ok.

He did not snap his finger or wiggle his nose and a human appeared. To god those billions of years were an instant of time.
 Quoting: Xeven


So here's something else about the story you're referring to...

In the beginning, all was darkness. Right? So God did the complete opposite of what was established and deemed it good on his own. What if he's the evil one? What if darkness is peace and the light is NOT good?
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
Imagine a cupcake.

Someone puts all the ingredients together, sets the oven temperature, and waits for it to bake.

They put icing on it and some sprinkles.

Do the sprinkles really understand the process?
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05/10/2022 06:49 AM
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Re: So God waited around until there were monkeys
good idea oh there it went the idea and what a douchebag.





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