My neighbor left today to go pick up his mail order bride

I ain’t against banning any of them things except for the fireworks which cause so many pets to needlessly go missing every year

I’m a genuine hermit too btw

Of course he's jealous.

He's married to a 250 pound American femenazi, who can't cook, treats him like shit, bitches and moans about everything to him, and is a zero in the sex department.

His neighbor will be returning home with a 120 pound woman with a kicking body, a good cook, is grateful, treats him like the she actually values him, and will be getting mind blowing sex every night.

Who do you think had the better deal?

Great thread title! Lmao

Dude is 60. Gross.

She will when she learns she can take half, take the whole mine and leave him the shaft.

I don't care what really happens, but I have the - well - "feeling" this man will not be your neighbor for much longer.
I don't know what this means or why - I just don't see this person who came from outside, lasting in your location. Its just a psychic nudge, sometimes I get those.

Yup is why he was banned. A real CHAD

And he can still outperform you in the bedroom most likely.

You got a lot of growing up to do, son.

Until then you may want to lost the baggage (current wife) before it gets to the point where she gets 50% of everything including your paycheck in alimony for the rest of your life.

Nobody ships in a mail order bride without having a rock solid prenuptial contract ready to go.

The standard contract is 10 years/15 years/20 years, and a good attorney will charge you $3500-$5000 for it. It's worth it's weight in gold.

No way. Those are the 80's.

The good stuff's coming out of the eastern bloc.

Why get an asian when you can get a caucasian?

Thread: I just left to pick up my mail order bride in the Philippines. My creepy neighbor is watching and stalking me.

ukrainian whores are a dime a dozen right now. Just ask Putin

She wasn't delivered to his address?

What's the point of the mail?

What's even better than a standard contract is a serious serious background check, intelligence test and psyche tests.

Buying strange off the net from a chick half way around the world; you don't know what you're getting. If she's smart, and a sociopath. You'll be in love with her until the fifth year of marriage when she poisons you successfully.

Time is the best vetter; when you go convenience store trim... you get fukt

Gives new meaning to Ubereats

Damn. I guess I'm blessed. Neighbors on the right, play music I'm soso with, and I do the same, and we both stop it before midnight. Neighbors to the left make amazing bbq, play Mexican music like from AM stations, and share meat and beers.

I blast my music occasionally, and share chicken fried steak on Fridays. Its a win win for 15 years now. All our kids grew up together, and the secret is easy... Be friends, But not too friendly. Give em space and mind ya bizness
Share sometimes. Be respectful, share food.

no way it shouldnt.
it is hot topic.
US women are brainwashed everywhere. In stores, schools, colleges, internet, TV...
This is free choice to overcome the issue.
Until all billionaires are annihilated.

Feminists in the State Department don't want American men to have a good option outside of feminist American women. You can't just send her a ticket, and they make you jump through a bunch of hoops to get her in. You might need a lawyer to help with all the paperwork. They also insist that you marry them within a short time period. No shacking up.

LBFM's are probably a 50-50 bet. A guy might luck out and get a good one. but 50-50 she'll fly when she gets her green card and leave your ugly ass.

no pic of said bride yet fail? Also eastern EU brides are better that's a fact

this guy is insane clueless coward, lol.
get out more, idiot, travel once
women everywhere are completely different than US women.
complete opposite!
normal human beings.
billionaires degrade peasants, and US has by far the most billionaires.

Where in The U.P do you live?

Look on the bright side, once she gets that green card in her hand she can ditch his ass.

Well, thats not the half of it OP.

In point of fact, he went to UPS to "pick up" his new "Bride" to be.

You will understand more when you get a knock knock on your door "asking" if you could help him "unbox" his new bride.

They wieght like ~300lbs, some "assembly" reqiured.

Heck, he might even let ya give it a go or 2 for the help, just sayin.?

It’s always some old, fat white dude with the Asian chicks. Once they assimilate here and realize what a fat fucking loser they married, they will regret it.

Hell, the GOOD ones get shipped directly to your house!!


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Retards believe the stereotype of asian women. In the philippines specifically the Majority of businesses are owned by Women. Women out number men there and it produces an entirely different dynamic. They are Fiercely Independant and can be rather ppsessive and domineering. Guys bringing these girls over thing theyre getting some submissive girl who will be subserviant are in for a rude awakening. They might play that game for a while.

Agreed.

Ditto.

lol...better than the average American whore