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ROFL....Target Husbands Unite While Wives Shop video

 
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It's just a Target commercial and I immediately lost interest. I worked at Target and they treated me like shit, so I would never shop there. I could barely pay my rent when I worked there, so I've never bought anything from there.
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Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!!

Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots.

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The pussification of men continues.
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Just 5 more minutes. laugh
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Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!!

Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots.

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 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


I actually am a husband left unattended in a parking lot by the Mrs. verysad

And I have brought my laptop, have written reports, and worked at my job as she shopped.

My office is wherever I may quietly situate myself with my laptop and phone.

She sometimes forgets me for hours.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 05/07/2022 02:24 PM
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Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!!

Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots.

 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


So that has got to be the pinnacle of emasculation.
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I hate woke Target. I'm never going to ship there anymore.
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Michelle O would be proud.
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Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!!

Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots.

 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


The pussification of men continues.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


If the commercial was honest that would not have cast what they view as manly man dude's dude types. Should have been beta, milquetoasty soy boy types.
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My old lady and I we do 90% of our shopping online. We do pick ups at WalMart and Sprouts. If we are forced into WalMart, we hit the door like we're part of the fucking SAS, DevGru, or Delta.

We have dry runs, recon, breakdown scenarios, know are targets, we're in and out like ninjas!

I should write a book: Small Unit Tactics for WalMart shopping.



1.1.7---Large scale bread aisle assaults.

1.1.7b Breaking contact with chatty grannies.


We both hate to shop. My wife's such a fucking unicorn, I would have checked her DNA if she hadn't carried two of my children.

Last Edited by HillbillyJoe on 05/07/2022 03:27 PM
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We hit the door, the clock and theme start in our heads.


“Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become devils.”
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
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Partners of men with manginas usually do
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My old lady and I we do 90% of our shopping online. We do pick ups at WalMart and Sprouts. If we are forced into WalMart, we hit the door like we're part of the fucking SAS, DevGru, or Delta.

We have dry runs, recon, breakdown scenarios, know are targets, we're in and out like ninjas!

I should write a book: Small Unit Tactics for WalMart shopping.



1.1.7---Large scale bread aisle assaults.

1.1.7b Breaking contact with chatty grannies.


We both hate to shop. My wife's such a fucking unicorn, I would have checked her DNA if she hadn't carried two of my children.
 Quoting: HillbillyJoe


Hahahahaha! Your post is awesome.

I do all of my shopping online now, too. I hate crowds and most shoppers are so impatient and ignorant.

Thanks for the laugh.
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523


Partners of men with manginas usually do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all.

Are you menstruating?

Take some Midol, sweetie.

Muah.
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Maybe they can do one at MOD pizza.

Hilarity ensues when the kids order ham and pineapple pizza.

All four "men" can tell them how wonderful it is to eat.
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523


Partners of men with manginas usually do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all.

Are you menstruating?

Take some Midol, sweetie.

Muah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523

I must be over the target. (No pun intended).
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Enjoy your are a rich and lucky man. Must be a ball.
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Re: ROFL....Target Husbands Unite While Wives Shop video
Am seeing this elsewhere and am LMAO since this is a group of city folk n'bors (NC) that have just as wicked sense of humor as I do!!

Enjoy a 4 min doom break and yeah, I can see how this sort of parody could jump start a real movement of bored husbands being productive in Target parking lots.

 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


This is marketing genius. Well done Target.
 Quoting: Horse lover fats


This is pretty damned stupid. Tarjet is a haven for hotter females than Walmart has. Hole foods and Sprouts cater to either stuck up females or wives of rich husbands. Either way, they're off the end of left wing.

I'm trying to figure out how to pick up the hotter girls of Tarjet without coming off as pphaaggg.
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523


Partners of men with manginas usually do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all.

Are you menstruating?

Take some Midol, sweetie.

Muah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523

I must be over the target. (No pun intended).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


Nah. You just sound bitter and lonely.

You have literally written about 5 replies to this one thread.

You should get a job at target.
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DudeDad is hilarious.
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So are the Holdernesses. They recently won the amazing race. The other bearded guy has a channel too that's pretty funny, ith's mainly the southern take on different things I forget his name though.
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Lmao!

As a wife and mother, I find this hilarious and true.

Haha.

Nice job guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523


Partners of men with manginas usually do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all.

Are you menstruating?

Take some Midol, sweetie.

Muah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523


So true! No way on earth would I hang out with dudes shupping at Target. If I can't get a girl to go to the motel across the street from the store, I'd rather avoid the dump. They have nothing interesting for sale.
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They need to do this with Walmart. Like maybe, people of walmart or something.
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Partners of men with manginas usually do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


You sound like you have the biggest mangina of them all.

Are you menstruating?

Take some Midol, sweetie.

Muah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83117523

I must be over the target. (No pun intended).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29475743


Nah. You just sound bitter and lonely.

You have literally written about 5 replies to this one thread.

You should get a job at target.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82357857


If your male is waiting for you in the parking lot while you shop at Target, he's broken
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The tall guy was on Amazing Race a couple of seasons ago.
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OP is like 4 years late on that Vid.
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What a bunch of p ussies.
Worst thing about the video is when the wife
come out and orders the husband around and the
husband takes it.
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Funny! We will look back at this with remorse soon when no stores have anything in stock. Those were the good old days.
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Finished playing road warrior for the afternoon and am back..

All I got to say to lot of you folks hollerin' about pussification, it is obvious I'm mistaken in thinkin' that it was a universal saying 'if mama ain't happy, nobody is happy.'
lmao

As far as I know, that's not an official Target commercial. Just some creative dudes.
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A Fool and His Money….
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Only idiots buy one thing at Target @ their super-high prices. Almost always cheaper elsewhere!!!
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Since when do women use logic, reason, and common sense?

….And since when do women use logic, reason, and common sense when it comes to a man’s money???

Marriage today is perfectly in alignment with the proverb:

“A fool and his money are soon parted.”
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Finished playing road warrior for the afternoon and am back..

All I got to say to lot of you folks hollerin' about pussification, it is obvious I'm mistaken in thinkin' that it was a universal saying 'if mama ain't happy, nobody is happy.'
lmao

As far as I know, that's not an official Target commercial. Just some creative dudes.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Going to Target, any Target, reminds me of Cary.

Back in the day, the husband went shopping with the wife because the wife was a housewife, and the husband had the money. They went to some flavor of a Belk. Hudson-Belk, Belk-Legget, or just plain Belk. JC Penny for the poor folks.

Once women started earning their own money, or even, once joint checking accounts were invented, it boggles my mind that any man would go shopping with his wife. My wife and I generally avoid it at all costs.

As a member of the older generation, I won't go so far as to accuse them of pussification, but I do have to shake my head a bit.

Surely there is something useful they could be doing? Manscaping their beards?

and Williamsburg Pottery Factory FTW (for anyone old enough to remember when that was a thing)





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