How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. | |
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deplorable scottfree
User ID: 43986850 United States 05/06/2022 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. I'm adjacent to a national forest. Lived here for over 40 years. I've seen 3 bears in all that time... s'cuse me... 4. There was a cub that one time. Didn't wait around for momma. They're big too. But they don't destroy their habitat. We do. Never found a bear skeleton either. You people saying there should be skeletons laying all over the place... lol Maybe if you lived near the forset like I do you'd think differently. You'd probably die living in the mountains. Lots of you city dwellers come here to die it seems, every year I read about some dumb ass getting lost and dying in those beautiful mountains. J 17:15: "I pray not that Thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that Thou shouldst keep them from the evil. Truth, beauty and virtue ... all the things that THEY hate. All the things God loves. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 59044015 United States 05/06/2022 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. This the best you got loser? Tell .gov to lower your shill pay.. you ain't worth what they are paying you.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82571350 United States 05/06/2022 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. Weakest fucking case to rest on ever. Awesome ibtard argument...."I haven't seen one so youre a conspiracy theorist!!" You mean like...all the other consipiracies in the last 25 years that turned out to be 100% TRUE? Get your next booster...youre gonna need it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 59044015 United States 05/06/2022 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. I got to ask you.... Why do you come to an entertainment website about conspiracy to tell us you don't care about conspiracy we find entertaining? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59044015 United States 05/06/2022 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. A common whitetail deer given proper food and water requirements Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485 can be born, live and die within 1 square mile (640 acres). This is for an animal that can run 35 mph for extended amounts of time. A large humanoid type animal would most likely possess a larger mental capacity, have opposable thumbs thus mentally and physically capable using tools, have a rudimentary concept of food storage and be capable of ground speeds of 15-20 mph for short burst could most likely given areas of ample food and water subsist on 4 square miles. The main problem is that humanoid type animals are typically social creatures and thrive in groups and are typically most active during the day and sleep at night. Groups and creature active during the day as the most noticed. occams razor says he does not exist. If said humanoid type animal however developed eyes capable of seeing in twilight / darkness and devoid of typical social interaction, there are many places he could survive and thrive in CONUS Not and avoid millions of cameras. They haven't.. they have been videoed and gotten on camera lots of times.. Just because a chorus of idiot assholes screams fake, that does not mean it is.. granted there are plenty of hoaxes out there, typically by the types that started this thread.. they will fake shit just so they can be right that it is faked and reassure themselves so their worldview does not crumble in front of them. scared losers. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 59044015 United States 05/06/2022 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. there are videos of bears walking on their hind legs on youtube. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82964599 they sometimese walk like that for long distances, or all the time if they get their front paw caught in a trap or their front paw is severely damaged, they will walk around on two legs. bear's rear feet are actually just like a human's Laughable.. not even close. Their feet and humans are totally different.. people spewing this kind of bullshit are a fucking joke. no one is going to mistake a bear on its hind legs for one of these creatures... cept for maybe YOU.. get out of the basement for a while and get some fresh air kid. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79992675 Canada 05/06/2022 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. there are videos of bears walking on their hind legs on youtube. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82964599 they sometimese walk like that for long distances, or all the time if they get their front paw caught in a trap or their front paw is severely damaged, they will walk around on two legs. bear's rear feet are actually just like a human's LOL, ok.... haven't spent much time outside your basement I'm guessing. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59044015 United States 05/06/2022 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. there are videos of bears walking on their hind legs on youtube. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82964599 they sometimese walk like that for long distances, or all the time if they get their front paw caught in a trap or their front paw is severely damaged, they will walk around on two legs. bear's rear feet are actually just like a human's LOL, ok.... haven't spent much time outside your basement I'm guessing. his MOMS basement for sure.. |
American Poet
User ID: 78830133 United States 05/06/2022 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Yeah, those ancient Indians were full of crap. Bigfoot, star people, they were just making crap up. Oh, and these things have been told of in multiple continents. You assume that man is in full control of the planet. There is no doubt in my mind that both of these things are very real and it is well known, if you are in exclusive circles. The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80176690 United States 05/06/2022 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. Nobody said the entire country. This is why you lose. You obviously dont know what’s going on in the national parks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750453 United States 05/06/2022 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. I got to ask you.... Why do you come to an entertainment website about conspiracy to tell us you don't care about conspiracy we find entertaining? So you consider GLP to be fantasyland? Of course it is, read the disclaimer at the bottom. The disclaimer does not claim anything otherwise. If it is not of Christian Nature it is entertainment. I got a Bible to back up the Christian stuff with a history. If something here sounds interesting it needs to be researched and researched and not on these pages or on fringe websites but credentialed data to form your own opinion. One note or caveat this is a fair ground as were the old stumps and soap boxes when it comes to election time. This should always be a free and open forum for political satire no matter the content (maybe a bluename is required for content and over 18 status?) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83130558 United States 05/06/2022 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. I got to ask you.... Why do you come to an entertainment website about conspiracy to tell us you don't care about conspiracy we find entertaining? So you consider GLP to be fantasyland? Of course it is, read the disclaimer at the bottom. The disclaimer does not claim anything otherwise. If it is not of Christian Nature it is entertainment. I got a Bible to back up the Christian stuff with a history. If something here sounds interesting it needs to be researched and researched and not on these pages or on fringe websites but credentialed data to form your own opinion. One note or caveat this is a fair ground as were the old stumps and soap boxes when it comes to election time. This should always be a free and open forum for political satire no matter the content (maybe a bluename is required for content and over 18 status?) So most of GLP is "fantasy" but your bible is a historical fact. |
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The Albuquerque Statesman
User ID: 77395904 United States 05/06/2022 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. I went looking for them in dark mountains of Northern California. Those were some spooky places at night, and even during the day, as little light reached the valleys even during the day. I wasn't a Bigfoot enthusiast, but I was curious. I did spot a big foot research van in a rest stop where I parked. I wanted to talk to the guy, but it was the middle of the night. If any kind of Bigfoot exists, it is like a ghost that can move in and out of this dimension. There are plenty of real things that we can't perceive, like rods. But I get tired of hearing about Bigfoot because there hasn't been any new information about it for more than fifty years. It's a mystery and there is nothing more to say about it. I feel the same about UFOs and psychics. ' I've heard everything they have to say about those things, so I wish they would quit repeating themselves. Lights in the sky. Possible kidnappings. Strange messages from aliens, demons, or angels: "Take care of your planet." Message received. What more is there to say. I'll believe the rest when they deliver my Tardis. 230 here, but 0 there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750453 United States 05/06/2022 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80750453 I got to ask you.... Why do you come to an entertainment website about conspiracy to tell us you don't care about conspiracy we find entertaining? So you consider GLP to be fantasyland? Of course it is, read the disclaimer at the bottom. The disclaimer does not claim anything otherwise. If it is not of Christian Nature it is entertainment. I got a Bible to back up the Christian stuff with a history. If something here sounds interesting it needs to be researched and researched and not on these pages or on fringe websites but credentialed data to form your own opinion. One note or caveat this is a fair ground as were the old stumps and soap boxes when it comes to election time. This should always be a free and open forum for political satire no matter the content (maybe a bluename is required for content and over 18 status?) So most of GLP is "fantasy" but your bible is a historical fact. Where did I say it is a Historical Fact? Here is your type ====> I got a Bible to back up the Christian stuff with a history. Hey genius "with a history." does not equal "historical fact" Capiche? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78915706 United States 05/06/2022 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. You certainly are free to believe whatever you like. Sasquatch is real. [link to m.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 82744901 United States 05/06/2022 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. Maybe you should try to convince the Military and the Government. Good luck, they have the proof. Your problem is that your assumptions are base on other assumptions. The truth will come out some day. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80750453 United States 05/06/2022 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. OP I got some Bigfoot sex tapes I can sell ya. Who says they ain’t on video? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80605004 Filmed ‘em myself. Bigfoots are nasty. They fuck like Red Assed Monkeys. Not all are so nasty... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80619820 United States 05/06/2022 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Ask people from the PNW if they believe in bigfoot. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Bigfoot is real as fuck, this thread is fake news Article in the paper in the early 1900's talks about a hunting party camping on Mt Saint Helens that witnessed ape like creatures near a cave Go look on a map TODAY...there is a dot and it says APE cave |
Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 82811798 United States 05/06/2022 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. OP, you really have to give the theory a chance. Go camp on logging road in PNW somewhere. Be sure to bang on a tree few times to let 'em know where you are. And they love apples. Set some apples up high somewhere so bears don't get 'em. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54465423 United States 05/06/2022 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: How can I convince you that hairy 10 foot monsters living hidden in the US are total fantasy? Bigfoot gets more absurd every year. Do you even realize how massive a 10 foot animal would be? Do you know how much feed just one would have to have? Do you know how much it would damage its own living territory just to survive? Do you realize how often such a thing would be clearly photographed/videoed? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80172317 So we didnt really land on the moon but giant beasts are roaming the entire country for decades without being photographed??? I rest my case. :rere23: There are giant nephilim in all parts of the world, and yes they eat human flesh. They have masters too, that they serve. Humans are a crop and have been for decades. |