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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73547694 United States 04/29/2022 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline. Quoting: Gov't Mule Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle. Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire. Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter. You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite. [link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83048158 United States 04/29/2022 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere. Quoting: REaliZe It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face. …Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee. The can needs a handle like the add on handles for spray paint. If you don't have one, you'll waste time trying to identify the spray direction in the dark. |
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REaliZe
User ID: 80781908 United States 04/29/2022 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere. Quoting: REaliZe It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face. …Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee. The can needs a handle like the add on handles for spray paint. If you don't have one, you'll waste time trying to identify the spray direction in the dark. Yes, definitely. But I have cans from 3 different brands and they all have that little ‘ring handle’ to make it easy. There's. A. H0le. In. The. Sky. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80935699 United States 04/29/2022 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready Quoting: Catseye all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it? all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time Step 1: Get a real gun (12 gauge shotgun would be ideal for short range home defense - [link to www.mossberg.com (secure)] ) Step 2: Load the shotgun with defense rounds ( [link to www.midwayusa.com (secure)] Step 3: When they break in, aim at their forehead and pull the trigger. It'll stop them dead in their tracks. Works every time. Anything less will just piss them off and they'll capture you, rape you, torture you, and then kill you. |
Desert Oasis
User ID: 82665697 United States 04/29/2022 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready Quoting: Catseye all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it? all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time A can of wasp spray will put them out of commission. Spray it into their eyes & mouth. I also keep a cpl cans of Fox Five Point Three ( Law Enforcement Formula ) Mace in my bedroom ( The foam for inside the house) and a large canister of the cone dispersal for the outside. I sleep with a sawed off 12 gauge (1/16th above legal ) by my bed , A .40 cal Shield with hollow point rounds under my pillow , and have a handgun and rifles , AR15 in every room in the house within grabbing distance. To protect your doors you can take a fishing net and load it down with fishing hooks for doors and windows , I also keep baseball bats and A Lead filled Truckers Tire Thump in a cpl rooms . I’m not worried about someone coming in on me , My dogs would lose their minds if someone they didn’t know walked in or broke in the house and whenever I am home I am ALWAYS strapped with My sidearm and an extra mag. I always keep 1 round chambered too. If someone wants in bad enough they will find a way, especially by just busting out a window!! That’s where you have to be prepared to use your weapon and know how to use your weapon , Constantly practice with it , drawing , shooting , stance , Combat Breathing Techniques , and Most importantly , Muscle Memory to draw that gun into firing position each and every time . You shoot until the threat IS Completely eliminated… Completely Eliminated! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83042946 United Kingdom 04/29/2022 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pressure pads and rasberry pi connected to a speaker and an audio file, connect that to a rather nice sound track of 'get my gun'love followed by a few clicks and a test round. Can even connect via a rasberry pi to a trigger actuator for a more 'immediate' conclusion to the situation. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82491222 United States 04/29/2022 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready Quoting: Catseye all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it? all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time Sharpened spikes in the yard (reenforcement rod or pipe scraps sharpened) ankle height at an angle. Spring loaded 2x4, trip line activated with or without spikes. Caltrops, strategically placed on walkways. Could just bend nails and tac weld together. Hide outside and use a large can of pepper spray or bear spray. Or leave out some bait, booby trapped or with those cheap tracking devices, something they would steal. Motion detectors are also cheap. Can even rewire a motion light to notify you inside the house when someone is coming. |
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User ID: 78133585 United States 04/29/2022 01:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready Quoting: Catseye all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it? all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time Sharpened spikes in the yard (reenforcement rod or pipe scraps sharpened) ankle height at an angle. Spring loaded 2x4, trip line activated with or without spikes. Caltrops, strategically placed on walkways. Could just bend nails and tac weld together. Hide outside and use a large can of pepper spray or bear spray. Or leave out some bait, booby trapped or with those cheap tracking devices, something they would steal. Motion detectors are also cheap. Can even rewire a motion light to notify you inside the house when someone is coming. INFJ/Conservative Artist |
Music muse
Music Muse’s Place User ID: 75073122 United States 04/29/2022 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess! Quoting: Music muse That sounds like a typical date for you. Lol!!! Haha I wouldn’t hurt a fly :D Last Edited by Music muse on 04/29/2022 01:49 PM The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke |
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Music muse
Music Muse’s Place User ID: 81946512 United States 04/29/2022 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess! Quoting: Music muse My sign says I don't shoot to kill, I aim to maim. Yep! The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke |
Karlos
User ID: 82938557 United Kingdom 04/29/2022 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have 3 Bull-breed dogs. All 55lb + They are VERY territorial and very loyal, and sleep on the floor in the same room as me. By the time an intruder gets anywhere near my room, we are all awake and ready to go. Trying to feed poison to 3 dogs, while they are actively eating your extremities, is kinda difficult. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80664115 United States 04/29/2022 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have 3 Bull-breed dogs. All 55lb + Quoting: Karlos They are VERY territorial and very loyal, and sleep on the floor in the same room as me. By the time an intruder gets anywhere near my room, we are all awake and ready to go. Trying to feed poison to 3 dogs, while they are actively eating your extremities, is kinda difficult. A slingshot with a few poisoned doggie treats can easily be accomplished while still 75 feet away |
Whiskey*Tango
User ID: 80499728 United States 04/29/2022 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere. Quoting: REaliZe It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face. …Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee. Actually, wasp spray works just as well and shoots really really far. |
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Whiskey*Tango
User ID: 80499728 United States 04/29/2022 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere. Quoting: REaliZe It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face. …Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee. Actually, wasp spray works just as well and shoots really really far. My 70 year old mom just bought a shotgun. She said she’ll rack it at the top of the stairs, they’ll have to turn a corner to see her, while she waits for 911. She lives just outside Detroit. |
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Catseye
(OP) User ID: 82887685 Dominican Republic 04/29/2022 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I since found out the dog was very old, the owner is just assuming it was poisoned because he’s a bit nuts, he’s French and old, so we don’t really know what happened yet, and he is pretty secluded at the end of our neighborhood but it did get me to realize I need to be prepared, dog poisonings are not so rare here a friend of mine had his dogs poisoned here years ago, he found out who did it and sent a couple of people to work the guy over, the guy got his legs busted to pieces so bad that he never walked again Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. Thoughts create, mind them well. |