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how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

this is the Dominican Republic, I don’t have to worry about asinine lawsuits that will protect the robbers

the poor kid with the burning tennis ball comes to mind but how did the eight year old do it without burning himself? did he just put a few drops of gasoline on the ball? the pics of the victim were horrific, I feel terrible for the little boy but for someone poisoning my dogs and trying to rob me I won’t mind at all, how did he do it?

all dirty tricks welcome, the dirtier the better, word will get around fast and I’ll never be bothered after the first time

Last Edited by Catseye on 04/29/2022 10:40 AM
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Key in the lock on your side could help but thats just anxiety or something
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
set traps
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baseball bat with screws/nails sticking out makes a brutal mace
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
buy a gun
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline.

Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle.

Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire.

Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter.

You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite.
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three things to own.. a gun, a truck, and a shovel.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Big knives and a mop.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline.

Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle.

Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire.

Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter.

You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite.
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Call Jerry for wiring details...


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If no weapon go for the eyes with your fingers and kick em in the balls . Use your fingers to pull as hard as you can on the inside of there cheek. Act like a crazy person to make ‘em not want to mess with a hot mess!
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
my neighbor’s guard dog got poisoned last night, I just want to be ready

all I have is an air bb gun, a Beretta Elite II, for now

I was wondering about dirty tricks I can use, they deserve whatever they get

 Quoting: Catseye


If that's what you're working with may I suggest



but maybe try this first


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5.3 pepper spray + razor sharp katana

& zip ties from dollar tree

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go mid-evil on there asses: Hot Tar and Flame. start training with a bow and arrow. knife throwing is also a skill. dart guns...quiet but deadly..get creative
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline.

Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle.

Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire.

Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter.

You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite.
 Quoting: Gov't Mule


and dont light yourself on fire, practice a bit too!
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Hang spent bullet cases from fishing line outside all the windows of your house

Put up signs

Please break in

I would love the opportunity to kill you legally



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put up a sign that says "HIV Inside"
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
if you set booby traps you'll only get yourself or a loved one killed

good lighting and a trusty sidearm are appropriate, just know your lines of fire or else you'll kill an innocent
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Call Jerry for wiring details...


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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Put boards with nails sticking up in your garden if you have one under a window. If someone steps there to get into the window, they get a nail through the foot.

I'd suggest a baseball bat, minimum. Not as close for combat as a knife but close enough. I'm not sure what a BB could even do other than make someone giggle a little bit as they keep moving toward you.
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Paint can on rope, searing hot lighter on door knob, broken Christmas ornaments on floor...
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
An alarm system is helpful. Simplisafe is a good product and you can get it at many of the big box stores. In lieu of that, small personal alarms can be bought for a couple bucks. Wire them to entry points. This may deter them, but at least you will know that hey are coming.

If you cant own a firearm, get bear spray. It is a very heavy pepper spray. It will reach out 20 feet or so. Make sure that you don't spray yourself. Air horns are also useful especially inside a home.

The other issue to remember is that they may be armed. The alarm or airhorn may throw them off for a few seconds but you better have something to back it up. The bear spray, a baseball bat ....something.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Get a refillable silver fire extinguisher, the kind that only puts out regular fires. You unscrew the top and fill it with 1/2 JP5(white kerosene) and 1/3 unleaded gasoline.

Remove almost all of the rubber hose, leaving only about 5 inches, plus the nozzle.

Take it to the gas station and fill it with air, it has a air stem like a bike tire.

Get a small plumbers torch that has a pull trigger and instant start igniter.

You now have a flamethrower, be sure to enjoy burning the fucker up. Have a real fire extinguisher nearby to put out the residual fire that this will ignite.
 Quoting: Gov't Mule


and dont light yourself on fire, practice a bit too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73570076


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go mid-evil on there asses: Hot Tar and Flame. start training with a bow and arrow. knife throwing is also a skill. dart guns...quiet but deadly..get creative
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Love it! I going to get me a bow and some arrows!rockon
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Buy at least a muzzleloader if you’re a felon, and if not, be a man and go buy a .45ACP 1911 handgun and have three extra magazines next to it bedside at all times.
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Big knives and a mop.
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Or a broom or even a walking stick! Lol
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Can of bear mace. I have them everywhere.

It sprays far & in a straight line and will instantly disable anyone it hits in the face.

…Always some risk indoors, but in an emergency you’d still be 100x better off being the sprayer and not the sprayee.
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
There will be entry points into your space.

You need to identify the flooring at each location.

Find likewise materials similar in color that can hold a nail or sharp screw.

So for instance if the entry way has dark oak flooring, find a similar colour, but thin.... think laminate flooring.

Pre drill 1/4 holes on a grid. I like the inverted W grid.

If using nails... they first need to be sharpened. This is easy on a bench mounted rotary grinding wheel.

Make sure there is a good sized head on it.

Put the sharps through the holes.

Now lay the flooring down on the floor at the entry points... inside enough that as they come in, they step on sharpened spikes that go into thier feet.

This will slow them down somewhat.

Sleep upstairs? sweet.

Anyone coming up my stairs uninvited will end up with a 21 LBS can of paint (Behr Premium white base) fired down upon their heads with all the force my 240 lbs frame can deliver.

Hoolios... Sat night at 9pm.. Ill be the gweeb in the "Good Sasky" hoodie (black) 5.11 ball hat (black) and bright green eyes that look black in the black (black)
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Re: how to fight dirty if robbers come to the house in the middle of the night?
Buy at least a muzzleloader if you’re a felon, and if not, be a man and go buy a .45ACP 1911 handgun and have three extra magazines next to it bedside at all times.
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You need the alarm with the airhorn so you wake up in time! A 1911 is good, but heavy and can't carry many rounds. Any handgun is good until you can reach your 12 gauge.





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