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Cat and Mouse

 
Cat
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04/27/2022 12:21 PM
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Cat and Mouse
There once was a mouse
Who lived in a house
Made of cheddar
And mozzarella.
Up in a tree
Was a cat
Who said “Gee!
That mouse
Is an interesting fella.”

The cat
Climbed down
To say hello,
But the mouse
Just ran away.
He said “I don’t associate with cats!
They always want to play.”

“I am way too busy
To play with a cat!”
Said the mouse
As he ate a cracker.
“You may play
In the sun all day,
But I am no lazy slacker.”

“You could invite me in
For some brie,
And a game of
Mouse monopoly,”
Said the cat
With the best of intentions.
“Not today”
Said the mouse,
I’m breaking mouse traps,
And working on
New inventions.”

“Goodbye”
Said the cat
With a tip
Of his hat,
As a chased a butterfly.
“That stodgy mouse
In his cheddar cheese house
Needs to chill,
And that ain’t no lie”.
Mouse
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04/27/2022 12:25 PM
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Re: Cat and Mouse
Hmmm...no thanks.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/27/2022 12:36 PM
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Hmmm...no thanks.
 Quoting: Mouse 72515895


Hi Mouse.
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04/27/2022 12:41 PM
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Re: Cat and Mouse
What’s the matter Mouse? Cat got your tongue? Pun intended.

catfilenails
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04/27/2022 12:48 PM
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Did they died?
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04/27/2022 12:49 PM
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What’s the matter Mouse? Cat got your tongue? Pun intended.

catfilenails
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80461013


Apparently, no mouse is a match for the intellect of a cat.
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04/27/2022 12:54 PM
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Re: Cat and Mouse
Thank you for the 5 stars!
Tis an honor.
cheer
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04/27/2022 12:55 PM
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poor kit
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04/27/2022 12:56 PM
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Thank you for the 5 stars!
Tis an honor.
cheer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80461013


O.K…..I’ll go play with the other cats now.
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