Cat User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There once was a mouse Who lived in a house Made of cheddar And mozzarella. Up in a tree Was a cat Who said “Gee! That mouse Is an interesting fella.”
The cat Climbed down To say hello, But the mouse Just ran away. He said “I don’t associate with cats! They always want to play.”
“I am way too busy To play with a cat!” Said the mouse As he ate a cracker. “You may play In the sun all day, But I am no lazy slacker.”
“You could invite me in For some brie, And a game of Mouse monopoly,” Said the cat With the best of intentions. “Not today” Said the mouse, I’m breaking mouse traps, And working on New inventions.”
“Goodbye” Said the cat With a tip Of his hat, As a chased a butterfly. “That stodgy mouse In his cheddar cheese house Needs to chill, And that ain’t no lie”. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm...no thanks.
Quoting: Mouse 72515895 Hi Mouse. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What’s the matter Mouse? Cat got your tongue? Pun intended. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What’s the matter Mouse? Cat got your tongue? Pun intended. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80461013 Apparently, no mouse is a match for the intellect of a cat. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you for the 5 stars! Tis an honor. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80461013 United States 04/27/2022 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you for the 5 stars! Tis an honor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80461013 O.K…..I’ll go play with the other cats now. |
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