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Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?

 
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Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
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You know darn well their is a ton of keto chocolate candy, ice cream etc or you clearly are lying you were on keto for 4 years

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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83006787


i have a similar story is less time.


i drink cacao sweetened with setvia.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Why specifically chocolate?
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
As long as you have almond and coconut flour. Chocolate mug cake.

Half almond flour half coconut flour , add in an egg, water and sweetener of choice. microwave for a minute or so depending on your microwave. You can find recipes online but I usually just like to play with it.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
eat Lilly’s chocolate. They have all sorts of flavors now. I discovered it while doing keto for the first time about 8 years ago.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
When people crave chocolate it is usually because they need magnesium.

I agree with poster above. Lily's chocolate is a good brand.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
You know darn well their is a ton of keep chocolate candy, ice cream etc or you clearly are lying you were on keto for 4 years
 Quoting: KuvaszLove


The Keto brand ice cream bars are delicious. The peanut butter one is the best.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Limited amounts of semisweet chocolate is good for you.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83006787


whole foods has a nice selection of keto friendly chocolate bars,
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
This is what I do. I buy 85 percent Cocoa chocolate bars, good ones. I melt it in the microwave and add Swerve sweetener, mix it good, mix in some heavy cream and mix good then pour into silicone candy molds I bought on Amazon. Stick in the fridge. It's keto and delicious.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Start smoking
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I use a combo keto and Carnivore, and am also a fan
of Chocolate. Dove just came out with 82% cocoa chocolates.
They are allowed. They are also delicious...

[link to www.dovechocolate.com (secure)]


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These work...

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
You need magnesium
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Sadly "low carb" candy isn't really low carb.
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Kunte Keto Krap.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Get some black cocoa powder and allulose and make a chaffle with it. The black cocoa is the kind they use in oreos.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Publix makes an excellent bag of real chocolate chips, both semi and milk. I buy those instead of candy. It has that easter candy taste. Usually a few in my mouth satisfies the chocolate craving. They also make organic chips for a dollar extra.

None of the major brands are any good anymore. Tasteless. Even the Dollar stores had real choc chips that were better than the major brands.

I'm on an almond paste / Almond croissant kick right now.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
"Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years"

Meaning, you crave cock but are embarrassed to admit it.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83006787


Craving chocolate is a sign of magnesium or protein deficiency. It's easy to estimate your daily protein intake to rule that out.

Increase magnesium and while you're at it, add potassium, vitamin d, zinc and calcium.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Dark chocolate is keto friendly and has lots of antioxidants. Eat it
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
When people crave chocolate it is usually because they need magnesium.

I agree with poster above. Lily's chocolate is a good brand.
 Quoting: Alpacalips


I take magnesium every day.
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"Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years"

Meaning, you crave cock but are embarrassed to admit it.
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You must be an idiot White Guy. Lol.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
They got these chocolate protein pop tarts at gnc or vitamin shop. 5g of carbs 180 calories and 20 g of protein.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83006787


I'll bite just to give props to a company called Choc Zero. Their chocolate is sweetened with monk fruit. Totally keto friendly. Many choices. Your welcome!

[link to www.choczero.com (secure)]
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Hershey’s cocoa, artificial sweetener, cream & vanilla, add it to your coffee or milk
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I bought some good chocolate on Amazon recently, the company is called Green and Blacks.
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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
I know Hershey/Nestle/Ghirardelli are all trash. Don't need syrup. I'm thinking Trader Joe's? Or, some stupid shop where the stuff has been sitting around for a year?

Or, I could just go to some Rich Suburb and ask a fat Woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83006787


I'll bite just to give props to a company called Choc Zero. Their chocolate is sweetened with monk fruit. Totally keto friendly. Many choices. Your welcome!

[link to www.choczero.com (secure)]
 Quoting: a follower of the way



I could eat about six bags of ChocZero's Keto Chocolate Covered Coconut Almonds in one day.

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Re: Basically Keto/Low Carb For Years, Now I Crave Chocolate. What I Do?
Smucker's natural sugar-free peanut butter, cocoa powder and stevia





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