Rapture is on June 15 2022

Rapture already happened 100 years ago

144,000 people were raptured already

Sorry but you didn't make the cut phagot

Intensely GÃY thread.

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No one but the Father knows the hour or day.

I GIVE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

THE VERY MONTH AND THE YEAR WHEN THE RAPTURE HAPPENED

AUG 1993


I was RAPTURED in early August 1993.

I was allowed by Jesus Christ to return back to earth.



Only the Father knows when "the masses" will be RAPTURED.

I don't set dates.

I have been informed by the Father that it is very soon.


Take care all!

God bless all!

Rapturetard

Aug 1993: I was RAPTURED by Jesus Christ to heaven to stand before Him. He asked me if I wanted to stay. I was allowed to return to tell everyone that the rapture and Jesus Christ and Heaven and the Afterlife and Ascension and Almighty God are truly real and are happening very soon.

Almighty God created "The False god Satan" to temporarily rule over this "Dark Matrix Prison Planet Earth" until Jesus Christ very soon returns to "rapture" everyone home to the next world, to the real world, to an almost identical earth-like world the "ASTRAL REALM (DREAM WORLD) AFTERLIFE REALM" where we will ALL be JOYOUSLY reunited with our loved ones, family, relatives, pets, friends, neighbours and with EVERYONE who ever lived on Earth including JESUS CHRIST and ALMIGHTY FATHER GOD and ALMIGHTY MOTHER GOD SOPHIA in their immortal human astral body forms and in their eternal spirit forms!

Take care all.

God bless all.

ALL IS WELL.

Thanks for the list!

ALL FAILURES .... just like these latest ones ...


fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, same on me

fool me over 200 time - every year for 20 years ... you need professional help (or to be lobotomized )

surely you have heard the story about the boy who cried wolf ... wasn't he eaten by the wolves? or was he stoned by the villagers ... I forget but it didn't end well for that liar

Last Edited by Shadow Dance on 04/18/2022 12:02 PM

Dang that's 2 weeks away!! I need time to prep-h--erm i mean prepare!!

Thread: June 14, 2022- The Event

Thread: June 14, 2022- The Event

Yay!!!! Another failure on the way

Dang, is 'two more months' the new 'two more weeks' fad now?

I am thinking 'two more millennium' for this so-called rapture thing.

Top three most failed claims in all the universe:

Rapture

Planet-X

Mass arrests of the elite/Deep State

Another rapturetard. Go away.

Wrong. It's in two more weeks.

I spoke with J (esus) Anon earlier. J Anon told me he's coming back in two more weeks to arrest and indict Satan and his minions. Trust the plan!

The 144,000 babies went up when Jesus was less then 2 years old. Herod sent them home.

Rapture smapture.

Thousands upon thousands of fucktards think they as righteous as Enoch and Elijah and can skip the trouble


Contemptuous is your hypocrisy

This is accurate Fren! But wait, theres more!! When Jesus comes back in two weeks, he is also bringing the Kraken with him, and so Trump will finally be reinstated!

Jesus has been having some issues with his spaceship, so thats why all of the past two week claims havent happened yet! But I hear from high ranking military sources, that Jesus will get his spaceship back from the Galactic Spaceship Repair Center in two weeks, and he will finally be able to fly to earth and save us in two weeks!

I am very excited!

Thanks for the laugh Yeah.

Don't need all those links.

This one does it all.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Then there's this...

Thread: After the Tribulation: Revisited - NO Pre-Trib Rapture - KJV Bible Study Christian Theology

riiiight....

marking this thread for later. see you on June 16th!!



Last Edited by Anubis on 04/18/2022 01:21 PM

I agree.

ALSO, I wish GLP would somehow add an option here to place actual monetary bets on the forums. With so many claims made over the years here, it would be nice to place real monetary bets on the outcomes. Over the years, folks making claims are thoroughly convinced that it will happen. While many others are convinced it will not happen. If real betting was allowed here, the smarter people can make bank off of others.

I think this would be a great thing. Plus it would show if the people making such claims really stand behind their claims, or if they are just spreading false hopium.