WTF: my name is Cody pronouns e/em/eir/eirs

no just cody

If you need to keep checking a cheat sheet to remember what you are than you are in a very dark and disturbed place

WOW!

This. I never use pronouns in work emails any more, I just keep repeating the name, even when it becomes unfomfortable.

I hope it annoys, because they ALL have pronouns in their email sigs.

I just delete them without a response.

I wanted to punch my monitor SO hard until the last bit... "In mental health recovery."

Then I just had to laugh. Whatever that is, "Recovery" doesn't belong ANYWHERE in that ridiculous monologue.

It coulda just said 'I'm mentally ill' and be done with it.

Yeah so they actually admit it now

Hello
my name is XY

I'm endorsing the "Universal" pronoun. While not addressing neo-pronouns, it is acceptable to call anyone with a non-standard "Entitled Snowflake" pronoun by this one, in all circumstances.

In fact, it's considered rude to be upset about it, so keep that in mind.

The Universal Pronoun is taken from the first letters of several words.

She
He
It

Which combines into:

Shhit.

*Don't forget the second h in there when you pronounce it!

How do you use this? Glad you asked. (I know you didn't ask... Don't spoil my sales pitch here though...)

"When is Wonderbra the Magnificent coming over, Bill?"

"Um, shhit said shhart would be over at noon. Make sure to have the vegan food ready!"

Now you know how to handle all such situations! Remember, if anyone gets up at arms over you using it, THEY are in the wrong. This is the only polite way to address an unknown person with an ambiguous presentation.

OR who has sickly green or blue hair, without being in the punk lifestyle, of course.

**This isn't a joke! They really are Shhit/Shhart under this polite and caring system.

'Cody' is a Psycho killer.

tHE FACT YOU LOOKED THIS UP

What does that say?

ERRrrrrr think bout it

I question the "in mental health recovery" part. There might still be a long way to go before reaching that point.

No its on the other sites where nothing is banned

Im showing you how mental people are