Fauci’s new gig! What should he do if he retires?

Cyanide capsule tester

He could clean the fuel pools at Fukushima

Shark chum

Infomercials for Blue Emu.

I want Fauci to team up with Joe Biden for a remake of Dumb and Dumber. Fauci as Lloyd and Joe as Harry. Co-starring Jen Psaki and Kornmellow Hairs.

As if the past 2.5 years haven’t been funny enough already.

Hmmmmmmm let's see,.....maybe make license plates.

Run and animal shelter

Nancy Pelosi's colostomy bag

He should be given the chance at a long, ultra comfy, dirt nap. Socially distanced 6 feet into the ground, just as Fauci would want.

I really hope God finds him soon.

Alternatively, 2nd last piece of a human centipede..

Last Edited by Dimzin on 03/18/2022 10:36 PM

Dr. Fauci should become a lab rat for his own Weaponized Small Pox.

He needs to test out his own bioweapons.

First give him the Covid19 vax combo followed by the booster.

Then the Small Pox Bioweapon to go.

Lets watch him live on pay per view so they cant fake the results like Pfizer is famous for doing.

Lab Rat Fauci suits him well.

Or Sleepy Joe’s permanent diaper.

Maybe be like Gates...

An expert on something he knows nothing about.

Tranz whore in heels.

I like this idea.

He would like that too much having someone's mouth attached to his butt.

Make him the last centipede and sew him shut.

Swing!

I would believe Fauci is currently hiding from him.

That is if he's smart.

That’s Zelensky.

He should be the new Schwab, Gates, and Soros official "Great Reset" FLUFFER.

Even with viagra, "resetting" those geezers ain't gonna be a whimsical stroll in lingerie on the beach....

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Jimmy Hoffa imitator.

He’ll be on television non stop when he doesn’t have an official position

He loves the media limelight

Forever defending everything he did

Be that trusted expert who is Mr Science on television

He’s not going anywhere

Contemplate on his conscience

Television commercials for Ivermectin would be the last nail in the coffin.

Probably be hosting Good Morning America! Just like Chris Cuhomo did.

He could replace George Stupidawfulous.
Short - check,
ugly - check,
bad haircut - check.

Last Edited by Texas Best on 03/18/2022 11:02 PM

Bake Keebler cookies.

YES! Right after he gets a huge tube of remdesivir!!

time in prison

He should take a long walk off a short pier.