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Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers

 
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Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
A small asteroid struck the Earth above Iceland last Friday — just two hours after it was spotted by an astronomer.

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sorry... hf

Thread: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
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half the size of a giraffe...

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is a statement of the failed education system
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Classic thread!! hf
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Thread: What's really going on?
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw date was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measure in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
half the size of a giraffe...

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is a statement of the failed education system
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How many cubits is that?
Which giraffe did they use for measurement?
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
is that by the pound or the square footage?
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
we here in my country are avidly discussing this and the low priority it received in mainstream news - pray tell:
what is a giraffe and how exactly do you halve it?
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
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Calling tbem African swallows seems racist.
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
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Calling tbem African swallows seems racist.
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
we here in my country are avidly discussing this and the low priority it received in mainstream news - pray tell:
what is a giraffe and how exactly do you halve it?
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down the middle

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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
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Calling tbem African swallows seems racist.
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Seems like anything suggested as African is racist
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68852818


Calling tbem African swallows seems racist.
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As Confucius once said "He who laughs last .....did not get the joke."
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
It would have been detected sooner, but there were calibration issues. Apparently the raw data was being tracked in Wildebeests. The Wildebeest to Giraffe conversion is up to debate, depending upon whether there is a drought or not.

The calculations were further complicated by astronomers arguing over whether velocities should be measured in European or African Swallows and whether they should be considered unladen or bearing small fruits.

Follow the Science!
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my thoughts exactly.

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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
Gotta use African units, so the immigrants understand.
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
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Giraffes have blue tongues.

Giraffes have one way valves in their neck artery to help blood flow up to the head.
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Giraffes have blue tongues.

Giraffes have one way valves in their neck artery to help blood flow up to the head.
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And they're apparently twice as big as a 10' asteroid.
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
Wake me up when it's the size of a continent
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
Wrong thread for palps sorry op lol
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
Was it at least giraffe shaped or why make the comparison
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Was it at least giraffe shaped or why make the comparison
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It's roughly shaped as a giraffe, if you cut off the neck and legs.
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Full Giraffes incominghiding
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:giraffe:
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Re: Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland – just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers
wasn't this 2 weeks ago?





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