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An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/14/2022 06:18 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Please hit NYC next time
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Wouldn't 1/2 a Giraffe = a Camel, or more precisely a Dromedary?
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03/14/2022 06:27 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Wouldn't 1/2 a Giraffe = a Camel, or more precisely a Dromedary?
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There may be an units conversion table somewhere on the net to get this precisely.
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03/14/2022 06:33 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
10 foot asteroid hits earth isn't as clickbaity as 1/2 giraffe smashes earth, leaves magma goo all over her face.
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03/14/2022 06:37 PM

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
For those having trouble visualizing that,

it’s approximately 36 Beavers.
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Shaven beavers?

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03/14/2022 06:49 PM

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
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Right!

I mean who the hell would use a giraffe as a fucking reference for the size of an asteroid?

wtfshat
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Do you even science bro? hmm
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75829844


Right!

I mean who the hell would use a giraffe as a fucking reference for the size of an asteroid?

wtfshat
 Quoting: G3


It think it is a signal for the deep state
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03/14/2022 06:53 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Christ! that's almost two hundred Aardvarks
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03/14/2022 07:05 PM

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75829844


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03/14/2022 07:09 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Was Alan garner piloting the asteroid?
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03/14/2022 07:47 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
The bigger story is, why aren't they trying to track down the psychopath who used "half a giraffe" as a unit of measure before he shoots up a mall or something.
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03/14/2022 08:20 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Everybody talking about the size of the half giraffe, I'm just wondering the weight.

Heard it weighed as much as 10 boxes that you may be moving... that's some heavy shit!
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03/14/2022 08:26 PM

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
For context How many bananas in a giraffe ?


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03/14/2022 08:28 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
If an asteroid is half the size a giraffe, why not pick something that is half the size as a giraffe and call it that thing instead?
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03/14/2022 08:41 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
aaah, the new "meteor size gauge" is a giraffe is it?

that's news to me...


"It's been reported that a Meteor the size of 3.6 Giraffes is headed toward the earth..."
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03/14/2022 09:01 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
If an asteroid is half the size a giraffe, why not pick something that is half the size as a giraffe and call it that thing instead?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77360617


Because it identified as half-a-giraffe, ok?

You're all half-a-giraffeophobes!!!

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03/15/2022 12:25 AM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
I bet it is only a third of a giraffe.
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