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An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday

 
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OP really stuck his neck out on this one....
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
which half?
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
How come we are only hearing about this now?

hmm

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The front or back half of the Giraffe?
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03/14/2022 03:26 PM

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Here's the scary part for me. They only saw it 2 hours before. So much for their big plans to stop one!

"Asteroid 2022 EB5 burnt up in Earth's atmosphere two hours after it was spotted"

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
who measures things with a Giraffe as the unit of measure?
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03/14/2022 03:27 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
How come we are only hearing about this now?

hmm

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Where were the social media AssTeroids watchers to catch this AssTeroid 90 million miles away from earth and warning everyone?

Why do they always focus on the ones that never hit?
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
How come we are only hearing about this now?

hmm

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The front or back half of the Giraffe?
 Quoting: zzbudzz


the right side

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Does anybody know how big is that in Zebras?
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OP really stuck his neck out on this one....
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03/14/2022 03:37 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Would've been more realistic if they had said "size of a small adult elephant".
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03/14/2022 03:41 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
I've been measuring garlic by the "cat's head" for years.

(half a cat's head for a pot of chili btw)
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03/14/2022 04:01 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
OP really stuck his neck out on this one....
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Pootins war machine is now 876 giraffes away from central keeeev
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Brit Perspective  (OP)

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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
I've been measuring garlic by the "cat's head" for years.

(half a cat's head for a pot of chili btw)
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Something tells me you are not even kidding... hmm
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
:facepalm2:

as if measuring in stones and feet isnt enough, now we measure in giraffes?!
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LMAO. You beat me to it!
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Size of a Giraffe!
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03/14/2022 04:10 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
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Right!

I mean who the hell would use a giraffe as a fucking reference for the size of an asteroid?

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Maybe the governing body changed the definition prior to the event. That's acceptable these days.....
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03/14/2022 04:11 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
i usually measure asteroids in the relation to the size of jerry nadler hemorrhoids.

or kamala harris herpes sores.


they are about even

it's a better measure unit than giraffes as its more symmetrical


truestory

that asterioid was `15 nadlers

or that ass-teroid was 20 Kamalas
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
Why not say the size of a Buffalo or a cow. WTF is up with a giraffe burnit
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Just imagine the damage if it was the actual size of a giraffe!
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An ELE for sure!
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03/14/2022 04:14 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
OP really stuck his neck out on this one....
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Pretty spotty analysis if you ask me
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
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it's more like a baby elephant

but by the time it hits earth it's ears, trunk, and tail will probably be gone
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03/14/2022 04:19 PM
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verysad

Is the Giraff-toid Ok!
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
i sincerely believe they 'meant' to say, the size of a camel!
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
the real question is what happened to the other half of this giraffsteroid

and is it the neck/head

because it's worth more
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hesright
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
How come we are only hearing about this now?

hmm

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Wouldn`t a horse be half the size of a giraffe? Couldn't they have said a horse size object?
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No more YT embeds for ACs? Oh no..
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
how big was the giraffe?
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A giraffe is 3 wild hogs long and 4.5 350lbs hogs to the shoulders.
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03/14/2022 04:25 PM
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Re: An asteroid, half the size of a giraffe, smashed into earth on Friday
I'm told it sent debris flying as large as two swallows carrying a coconut.





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