Vodka tonight

It'll be done again until I pass out with a smile on me face!

Me too, cheers!

Working from home, Mondays have become Fundays.

Good to see there's still some actual people on GLP sthil!

Y'all know why Vodka is so clear?
So Russians can tell it ain't tap water!

I been on the Vodka diet and I've lost three days already...

I rode my bicycle to the liquor store after drinking a 6 pack and got worried I might drop my bottle on the way home so I drank it in the parking lot. Good thing I did cuz I wreck my bike 7 times on the way home!

Ive been there, its fun to fall off of your bike. Getting back on is a bitch!

my legs get like this

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

OP you need a little breather