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Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?

 
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Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
I know, isnt WebMD etc. I find this forum leads to the quickest replies so I’m gonna just ask. My right nut started hurting so bad that getting into a car took a couple minutes. I was dealing with it until I sneezed at work and the pain in my sack dropped me to my knees and I almost passed out.

It went away a few days later.

Anyone?
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Yes. A few times. If it becomes consistent go get it looked at. Testicular cancer is very rare
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
You can get infections in your vessels and shit....
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Mine have been hurting for the last couple of days. I also am going through covid. So I just figured they were covid balls. Is that a thing?
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02/01/2022 08:55 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Insight from the web.

a man who suffered from terrible headaches. He went around to many doctors around the world until one told him that his pain was due to his testicles. They needed to be cut off. Shocked he was hesitant, but finally agreed, because nothing else had ever helped.

He had it done and had to admit he had the first day in years with no headaches. Ecstatic he went out and sought out the finest haberdasher in the city.

“A whole new wardrobe please! For I am a new man,” he blurred out. So the old experienced haberdasher looked the man over and without a tape measure began to call out this man’s measurements. 34 sleeve, 14 neck, 30 waist… the man was amazed, every measurement was spot on. Then the old haberdasher said, “32 underwear.” The man smiled and said, “No I have been wearing 30 underwear for years.” The old haberdasher said forebodingly. “Too small, they will give you a terrible headache!”

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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Once as a teenager, the pain had billy goat head butt comorbidity.

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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
I know, isnt WebMD etc. I find this forum leads to the quickest replies so I’m gonna just ask. My right nut started hurting so bad that getting into a car took a couple minutes. I was dealing with it until I sneezed at work and the pain in my sack dropped me to my knees and I almost passed out.

It went away a few days later.

Anyone?
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A1 AND DONE
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Lol
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
It's called blue balls...
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Anyway, mix two tbsp of A-1 Sauce with squirt of Summers Eve and massage until the pain goes away.



*I am not a doctor, and this is not medical advice. Consult with your doctor not with random tards on the web.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Maybe testicular cancer.

See a doctor quick.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
I sat on 'em once. That was severe.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Insight from the web.

a man who suffered from terrible headaches. He went around to many doctors around the world until one told him that his pain was due to his testicles. They needed to be cut off. Shocked he was hesitant, but finally agreed, because nothing else had ever helped.

He had it done and had to admit he had the first day in years with no headaches. Ecstatic he went out and sought out the finest haberdasher in the city.

“A whole new wardrobe please! For I am a new man,” he blurred out. So the old experienced haberdasher looked the man over and without a tape measure began to call out this man’s measurements. 34 sleeve, 14 neck, 30 waist… the man was amazed, every measurement was spot on. Then the old haberdasher said, “32 underwear.” The man smiled and said, “No I have been wearing 30 underwear for years.” The old haberdasher said forebodingly. “Too small, they will give you a terrible headache!”

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That's hilarious!
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Maybe it's a toomah.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
I know, isnt WebMD etc. I find this forum leads to the quickest replies so I’m gonna just ask. My right nut started hurting so bad that getting into a car took a couple minutes. I was dealing with it until I sneezed at work and the pain in my sack dropped me to my knees and I almost passed out.

It went away a few days later.

Anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81961968


A1 AND DONE
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many studies have shown that just a drop of A1 sauce on your ballz everyday can keep the doctor away
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02/01/2022 09:11 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Torsion if one of your balls inflates go to the hospital you can potentially loose one It happened me at aged 12...
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
I sat on 'em once. That was severe.
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Been there. This was worse.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Random pretty severe pain IN ANYWHERE -many people I know have it. A new phenomenon. It can come in legs, back, stomach, spine....at places, that never hurt before. My best bet it is either Covid or 5G related.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Random pain or self induced?
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Maybe a hemorrhoid?
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
You got aids
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Advice: cup your balls with your hand when your "partner" is smashing that add so your balls don't clap together..
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02/01/2022 09:18 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Yep, and I ignored it, maybe out of fear of just knowing it could be cancer.

Well, it was cancer and I almost waited too long to get to a doctor. What could have been a much easier recovery from a highly treatable form of cancer spread to other areas of my body. It was an excruciatingly painful recovery.

Do yourself a favor and get checked out. I ended up loosing a nut but it's a redundant system and the good one still does the job (I have three kids all conceived after I had my cancer nut removed).
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02/01/2022 09:21 PM

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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
It’s probably an epididymus. scream
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02/01/2022 09:22 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
chances are you are just backed up.

the toxins build up and pressure mounts

this is a known fact
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Could be a kidney stone.
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02/01/2022 09:41 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Yep, and I ignored it, maybe out of fear of just knowing it could be cancer.

Well, it was cancer and I almost waited too long to get to a doctor. What could have been a much easier recovery from a highly treatable form of cancer spread to other areas of my body. It was an excruciatingly painful recovery.

Do yourself a favor and get checked out. I ended up loosing a nut but it's a redundant system and the good one still does the job (I have three kids all conceived after I had my cancer nut removed).
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When you ignored it did it go away for a while and just come back?
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Yep, and I ignored it, maybe out of fear of just knowing it could be cancer.

Well, it was cancer and I almost waited too long to get to a doctor. What could have been a much easier recovery from a highly treatable form of cancer spread to other areas of my body. It was an excruciatingly painful recovery.

Do yourself a favor and get checked out. I ended up loosing a nut but it's a redundant system and the good one still does the job (I have three kids all conceived after I had my cancer nut removed).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82042106


When you ignored it did it go away for a while and just come back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81961968


Yes. Sometimes it would go away for days or weeks. Then all of a sudden, I'd get that pain. Sometimes the pain was in my testicle and sometimes the pain was just in my groin.

I guess that's another reason why I "ignored" it for so long. I said that in quotes because when you have pain like that, you can't really ignore it.
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Don’t ever touch me there again.
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02/01/2022 09:49 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
Epididymitis
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Re: Anyone ever had random pretty severe pain in their balls?
It’s probably an epididymus. scream
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