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Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81588000 United States 01/24/2022 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. empty tape dispenser. Id fuck that thing up |
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Fossy
User ID: 28092384 United States 01/24/2022 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Box of tissues, peacock feathers and a 4 1/2 ft long barbarian sword I can barely lift. I can pelt them with my Tolkien collection…. Making sammiches great again! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 03:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. empty tape dispenser. Id fuck that thing up
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81588000 Oh yeah those things have a gnarly edge to em |
President-Elect D. Moraniac
Clinging to my guns and Bibles
User ID: 52580183 United States 01/24/2022 04:11 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level.
Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam.
Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits.
Quoting: Plato seven of 9 20 oz Coke bottle, Xbox headphones. Winter is Coming. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22935650 United States 01/24/2022 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.
Just testing to see the readiness level.
Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam.
Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits.
Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fauci's Bio-Weapon Army is on the move. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39040449 United States 01/24/2022 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level.
Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam.
Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits.
Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Guess I’m swinging my wife at the monkey. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79125841 United States 01/24/2022 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Left, a .38 special and a 9mm handgun. Ahead, a fat cat. Right, a flashlight. So glad we went left. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80876882 United States 01/24/2022 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. immediately next to me I would be armed with a price gun.. A bottle of poland springs water and a padlock ! That should do the trick of protecting myself efficiently against an ebola monkey ! |
VonSwaego
User ID: 79732464 United States 01/24/2022 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Unfortunate. I’m right handed so I wear my gun on my right. I feel bad for the co-worker standing on my left… “Understand that theses so called flaws are an intended part of the masterpiece, and you can see perfection everywhere.” |
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LTHN.
User ID: 80994392 Canada 01/24/2022 04:21 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A pencil and a steel square. "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger."
"He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A pencil and a steel square.
Quoting: LTHN. If its a 24 inch square youre in business dude.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77543180 United States 01/24/2022 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Hmm, desk drawer. Top drawer has chewing tobacco, guess I'll be spitting in it's eye. Bottom drawer, bunch of paper clips. I'll be poking out the other eye. |
The Empress
User ID: 80635603 United States 01/24/2022 04:43 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. My co-worker. I guess he will just have to be sacrificed. |
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ptuck874
User ID: 81103088 United States 01/24/2022 04:45 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. a pack of camels and a lighter, ill smoke him to death ArE yOu AlSo DiVeRgEnT, fRiEnd? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. My co-worker. I guess he will just have to be sacrificed.
Quoting: The Empress Thats very noble of your coworker |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52402832 United States 01/24/2022 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Cheetah print eye mask for sleep. |
Devoted Follower User ID: 13968802 United States 01/24/2022 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. What if the only weapon next to me is another Ebola infected monkey? Ebola monkey death match! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. What if the only weapon next to me is another Ebola infected monkey? Ebola monkey death match! Quoting: Devoted Follower 13968802 Hm, id say you got problems there fella |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81797542 United States 01/24/2022 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Blanket...
I'll through it over the monkey and pound out the lumps... then thow it on some frenemy's porch... |
Raerae
User ID: 53735075 United States 01/24/2022 06:36 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Big cat carrier to my left. Big cat to my right. Cats old though so I'll take my chances trying to catch it in the carrier Raerae |
ncmom9
User ID: 78813670 United States 01/24/2022 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Shipping tape, stapler, and a cup of coffee. ncmom9 |
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