Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. | |
Sandpoint Idaho
User ID: 81463553 United States 01/24/2022 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A mid tower pc case and a microwave. I could squish the monkey if I threw the pc case at him and then microwave him to finish the job. There's also some sanitizing spray that I could spray in his eyes to blind him if he gets feisty. Quoting: GLP Effect I was going to mention the PC case along with my list of other earlier.. I should've. A Corsair iCUE 7000X should be enough for some prime squishing. You would get ebola monkey juice all over the place. Nothing cleanses like a good fire then. Never hurts to change things up a bit every now and then.. |
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~LSDMTHC~
User ID: 76004767 United States 01/24/2022 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ruger p85 on my night stand with 17 round mag, also a 32 round extended mag for the fuck of it and some coasters my wife made Floridian. Christian, Father, Hard worker and a millenial. Fuck Big Pharma! Don’t be a pussy, if you leave red at least leave your name. I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive come this time next year… |
Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 80982588 United States 01/24/2022 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An X-Box remote & my phone which is at least in a heavy Otterbox case. Sounds like I'm screwed. As with another poster, too bad it's not right. That would be a 38. "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78189162 United States 01/24/2022 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Large toe nail clippers. Fandangos, we ride! |
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PaisleyWolf
User ID: 77810907 United States 01/24/2022 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pillow and cell phone. Smother it and take a pic... or it didn't happen. Last Edited by PaisleyWolf on 01/24/2022 03:20 PM |
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LJSmith
Forum Administrator 01/24/2022 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Large toe nail clippers. You're gonna go Ramsey Bolton on that monkey. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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SlumGullion
User ID: 70666360 United States 01/24/2022 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For some odd reason I too have a lint roller to my left. But there is also a pair of bypass pruners and an Ace Hardware box knife. So I'm good up close, which isn't good. No matter where you go, there, you are Slum |
ArchimedesGirl
User ID: 77963671 United States 01/24/2022 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My hubby, thank God. I'll just sit here and watch the show. Prophetic dreams about a coming war and those who survive: Thread: "Communism for California" west coast riots from 2006 dream (update: streaming hive mind dream) How to Eject: Thread: Game Over - a Journey to Freedom (story complete) |
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