Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.

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Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.
Feistylorax User ID: 79731348 United States 01/24/2022 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. First off It's too cold outside for that here in Maine and second it would have to get in the damn house. My guineas would flip out and we would hear that. “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not.” Dr. Seuss, The Lorax ENTP SAHM raising chickens and kids preparing for whatever happens

Anonymous Coward User ID: 80182595 United States 01/24/2022 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. My car door. Guess I could rip it off and beat the threat with it
refraktor User ID: 71080834 United States 01/24/2022 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 glock 9mm refraktor
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81077600 United States 01/24/2022 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Pt92 to the right, knives and candy to the left. Why can't I go right?
Teketoria User ID: 81124910 Hungary 01/24/2022 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. How do I know the monkey has ebola?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. How do I know the monkey has ebola? Quoting: Teketoria Oh... you'll know

Wingnut1234 Keep Texas Free! User ID: 13460008 United States 01/24/2022 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A pillow. Quoting: Agent 99 Me , too! We're fuct, unless we can smother the fucker like in the movies
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80105356 United States 01/24/2022 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 An empty scotch glass and two heavy meditation crystals. Hopefully the monkey likes binaural beats.
CrazyMama73 User ID: 52252255 Canada 01/24/2022 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Purse that weighs about 10lbs, my cell phone and cell phone charger. I would bash that bastard monkey over the head with my purse, then choke em dead with the charger :)
Yo Adrian User ID: 81951615 United States 01/24/2022 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. You sonofabitch OP. I got a loaf of banana bread to my left(not joking) and a 10 inch blade to my right. Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 01/24/2022 12:36 PM (Pulls off mask)"And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Qtards" Klaus S.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81141616 United Kingdom 01/24/2022 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Mother in law

CrazyMama73 User ID: 52252255 Canada 01/24/2022 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Mother in law Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81141616 LMAO
Crunch62 User ID: 65010161 United States 01/24/2022 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. To my left; S&W 9mm Shield. To my right, two fly strips and a tuna can full of coins. I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81902884 United States 01/24/2022 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. 18" away is my little .380 Colt Mustang and yes one is in the chamber. All the rest are on my right.
Thorbulla User ID: 62121387 United States 01/24/2022 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Hummm. I think what we are learning here is most of us are better off going right to fight this. Now where else might that apply? ---Thorbulla
neothesingledad User ID: 81574044 United Kingdom 01/24/2022 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A big stupid dog in it's bed, he's scared of cats so don't fancy his chances against an ebola monkey.

WonderlandAlice User ID: 79898186 United States 01/24/2022 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A Surface Pro tablet from work, an ink pen, and my earbuds. ...This won't end well. Think work would mind if I used the Surface?
Make Free Speech Great Again User ID: 80554853 United States 01/24/2022 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. An organic chia & Quinoa corn chip dipped in homemade guacamole The real trick is to learn to think critically; ask better and more questions. Don't accept anything at face value. Be sure you're making healthy decisions, getting adequate rest and spending proper time reflecting on things.
ElleMira User ID: 76494359 United States 01/24/2022 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Camden NJ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72314506
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80644843 United States 01/24/2022 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Pots and pans
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80073096 United States 01/24/2022 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Wenda red leather ankle boots. On the right a jar of pickles.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 81923243 Norway 01/24/2022 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. The fireside set, and some birchlogs.
. User ID: 81865740 United States 01/24/2022 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. . KELTEC KSG with 6 00B an 6 Slugs ready for action. That monkey is toast. .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79863586 United States 01/24/2022 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. My bad ass maine coon 25lb cat, Ciel, who would decimate it, however then I’d have a new problem....
SpaceMonkey721 User ID: 55269256 United States 01/24/2022 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 A cat, a bottle of olive oil, a pillow, a back scratcher, a litter box And my bong..... do I have a chance???
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80980255 United States 01/24/2022 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. another ebola monkey, ha, infected you right back heathen cutey with that prehensile tail.

The_Last_Centurion User ID: 74667657 United States 01/24/2022 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Glock 21 in .45acp with a full mag of HST 230gr +p.
Nom User ID: 78151589 United States 01/24/2022 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Toilet paper. At least i don't need to panic buy.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78580550 United States 01/24/2022 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. On your left is almost too far away. Benchmade to the neck. Right pocket.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73031528 United States 01/24/2022 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Old Radio Shack wireless headphones NO WAY House phone nope too light Small metal desk fan nope too light and have to unplug Kennwood MC-60A mice. Yup heavy and sharp edges will kill a chimp!
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