Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. | |
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Logan Five
User ID: 78838285 Germany 01/24/2022 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. The head of an AC, skull-fucked blind, ready to bowl. Deep Sleep Sandman. "Build Back Better" is a lie! There is no "renewal"! |
drumhead138
User ID: 2628078 United States 01/24/2022 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh no! My oversized dildo! (Quoting leftist Antifa liberal male) To remove threads and posts because some mod doesn't agree is small minded. Its so sad that certain people feel like they have the right to remove ones voice. To you I say, you are small minded, close minded, and quite pathetic. You know who you are because you know what I have written is true. |
roguetechie81
User ID: 79785318 United States 01/24/2022 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Glock 26 left pocket, 2 spare 15 round mags jacket pocket. The monkeys gonna die. Then I'm gonna walk upstairs use sanitizer wipes shave my stubble put on my gas mask and *redacted* and *redacted*. roguetechie |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43284181 United Kingdom 01/24/2022 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a bowl of pears - I am monkey toast Although I might be able to tempt them to not bite me with their ebola teeth - the pears may lull them into a sense of security while I trap them under the bin (weighted down ) and run |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A large canister of Lysol disinfecting spray. Will Lysol stop the ebola? Heavy spray into the eyes should at least blind the monkey enough so maybe it will run away? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60104833 Or get shwifty with it.... You know... improvised.... aerosol.... explodey thing... Sorry feds im trying not to sound sketchy but the recommended course of action, AS STATED in fandango code of conduct, subsection 69420 CLEARLY STATES THAT IN THE EVENT OF AN IMMINENT ATTACK BY AN INFECTIOUS BELLIGERENT SIMIAN AN EXPLODEY-THING CAN AND MAY BE USED TO PROTECT GOD AND COUNTRY SO LONG AS NOT WITHSTANDING THAT BE A BOTTLE OF A1 STEAK SAUCE OR GROCERY BRAND WORSTERSHIRE SAUCE THOSE BEING PROTECTED BY FANDANGO CODE OF ETHICS, GENERAL STATUTE. |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 81130680 United States 01/24/2022 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy shit, I am GOLDEN, boys! 1. Can of butane and lighter (weapon). 2. Metal colander (armor). 3. Giant screeching cockatoo of doom (for the final boss fight)! I got this! ETA - this is 100% true! Last Edited by Only Me on 01/24/2022 11:54 AM Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Kamchatka
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SafeandSound
User ID: 81103575 United States 01/24/2022 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A 1 yr old and a pillow. Don’t know what good that will do. Last Edited by SafeandSound on 01/24/2022 11:54 AM |
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Carol B.
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Dolycha
User ID: 78579564 United States 01/24/2022 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. a bottle of zinc, a bottle of welchol, and a pen. hmm. I'm screwed. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78951208 United States 01/24/2022 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. No direct offense but, pretty immature post. Just saying. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80061763 United States 01/24/2022 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. No direct offense but, pretty immature post. Just saying. Lighten up, Francis! |
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Greengirlagain
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Phillip J. Fry
User ID: 79225945 United States 01/24/2022 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Car keys, water bottle, karambit folder. SQUISH & go to car wash. . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
Phillip J. Fry
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Thorbulla
User ID: 62121387 United States 01/24/2022 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh, I don't know how this is gonna help me? I've got a pile of used tissues directly to my left. Day 6 of the "virus" and congestion isn't gone. I guess I could plug up it's bodily orifices with covid tissues. Other than that I've got a vape pen. I could get it stoned before I stuff it with used tissues. ---Thorbulla |
Thorbulla
User ID: 62121387 United States 01/24/2022 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you'd said to my right then I have a couple of firearm choices that'd fix it right up. Those sit by the door. We've had coyotes attack the dogs a couple times. So...guns help. Last Edited by Thorbulla on 01/24/2022 12:23 PM ---Thorbulla |
sd25802
User ID: 81625187 United States 01/24/2022 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just testing to see the readiness level. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. half empty quart of vodka (glass) bottle...might be a decent monkey club... the 357 is on my right! |