Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.

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Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits.

Tangy User ID: 23189531 United States 01/24/2022 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Tahitian grass shea butter. Vitamin D3 bottle. Ceramic coaster. Too bad you didn't say right.. 1 gallon glass jar filled with my Grandmother's 1920's marbles. lol Last Edited by Tangy on 01/24/2022 11:15 AM
oiko User ID: 79679709 01/24/2022 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Glad you said on your left! Left, a 357 mag. Right, a cat. Who does your thinking?
Tangy User ID: 23189531 United States 01/24/2022 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Glad you said on your left! Left, a 357 mag. Right, a cat. Quoting: oiko
PBJ11 User ID: 81062942 United States 01/24/2022 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A sleeping Chihuahua. Lol. PJ
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78970884 United States 01/24/2022 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Roll of toilet paper..I'm fycked

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Roll of toilet paper..I'm fycked Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78970884 Well maybe not, you could throw it like a streamer and maybe distract the ebola monkey long enough to reach for a kitchen knife or something Ill give it a solid B- cadet... not bad, could use improvement.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45240896 United States 01/24/2022 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A copy of Waterworld on VHS ..
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A copy of Waterworld on VHS .. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45240896 Im giving you an A+ for your taste in cinema alone cadet. Fandangos need more like you soldier.
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator 01/24/2022 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. I’m gonna have to throw an entire conference room table at an Ebola monkey. Great. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80459979 United States 01/24/2022 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. I’m gonna have to throw an entire conference room table at an Ebola monkey. Great. Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan That'll do nicely! There is hope for us yet
Prudent Nomad User ID: 7247523 United States 01/24/2022 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. "The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark." -Thomas Paine
DOOMVIEW User ID: 78875941 United States 01/24/2022 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A terracotta cowboy boot with some dead grass growing in it. M-O-O-N that spells pandemic.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19199382 United States 01/24/2022 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 OBVIOUS UNJUSTIFIABKE RACIST ADMIN PINNING RACISM IS OBVIOUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS
eas_iii_com User ID: 79221372 United Kingdom 01/24/2022 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A fekin Pencil
DOOMVIEW User ID: 78875941 United States 01/24/2022 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. https://imgur.com/a/FXvLgBy M-O-O-N that spells pandemic.

PirateMonkey User ID: 78092783 United States 01/24/2022 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. RIP Chick-fil-A Breakfast Burrito 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
Mithradates User ID: 2701704 United States 01/24/2022 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Backpack is to my left and its got a .38 I think I'm good.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45274356 United States 01/24/2022 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A bottle of water. Hope it's thirsty
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33588118 United States 01/24/2022 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. My big stainless steel coffee mug lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81952388 United States 01/24/2022 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Roll of toilet paper?? Damn

Anonymous Coward User ID: 80061763 United States 01/24/2022 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Back scratcher and a lamp.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81024971 United States 01/24/2022 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. .357mag and a 9mm both holstered. That monke is fubar if he tries to bite me.
Lost Pottawatomie User ID: 81532018 United States 01/24/2022 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. For once, a good one. Nice little hexagon ceramic flower pot. Giwani-Mek Translates as: Wandering Beaver Nothing shall be so certain as to permit confusion
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81086605 United States 01/24/2022 11:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A strawberry jelly jar?
TGus User ID: 8393653 United States 01/24/2022 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. I've got a crossbow locked and loaded by the front door. Hope my kids don't decide to play with it.

Texas Best Anti-Faucist Don’t Mess With Texas! User ID: 4524052 United States 01/24/2022 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A shaggy round dog bed, an exercise bike and a bottle of famotidine. Did I win? Oh wait, further back in the room on the coffee table is hubby’s 9 mm Ruger. Last Edited by Texas Best on 01/24/2022 11:44 AM ………… For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.…..
Agent 99 User ID: 77082640 United States 01/24/2022 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A pillow.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60104833 United States 01/24/2022 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. A large canister of Lysol disinfecting spray. Will Lysol stop the ebola? Heavy spray into the eyes should at least blind the monkey enough so maybe it will run away?
maddox User ID: 81027763 United States 01/24/2022 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. Just testing to see the readiness level. Fandangos, what is your object? This is not a hypothetical but actually a surprise exam. Mine is a lint roller, small pile of coins, or an ashtray. Thinking i need to make some edits. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 OBVIOUS UNJUSTIFIABKE RACIST ADMIN PINNING RACISM IS OBVIOUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19199382 whatever
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78771045 United States 01/24/2022 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Hypothetical- you see an ebola monkey, your only weapon is whatever is directly to your left. a tiny nerf gun still in its package that the grand kids forgot to take home from christmas....at least all 5 darts are still there. Those things vaporize into the abyss once shot.
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