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Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension

 
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Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
Gardai hunt men who brought dead man into Carlow post office in bizarre bid to collect his pension

The brazen duo propped the retiree’s corpse up on their shoulders, but a staff member quickly noticed the elderly man was ashen-faced and possibly dead. They then called gardai who are now investigating

[link to www.irishmirror.ie (secure)]

Only in Ireland

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Last Edited by Tess. on 01/22/2022 08:46 AM

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Wow

Sounds like Florida man has some competition
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he's not dead he's just Irish
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Gardai hunt men who brought dead man into Carlow post office in bizarre bid to collect his pension

The brazen duo propped the retiree’s corpse up on their shoulders, but a staff member quickly noticed the elderly man was ashen-faced and possibly dead. They then called gardai who are now investigating

[link to www.irishmirror.ie (secure)]

Only in Ireland

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Reminds me of that film Weekend at biden's
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01/22/2022 09:08 AM
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Someone watched Weekend at Bernies
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Sounds like a song for Paul McCartney.
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Someone watched Weekend at Bernies
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lol
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Gardai hunt men who brought dead man into Carlow post office in bizarre bid to collect his pension

The brazen duo propped the retiree’s corpse up on their shoulders, but a staff member quickly noticed the elderly man was ashen-faced and possibly dead. They then called gardai who are now investigating

[link to www.irishmirror.ie (secure)]

Only in Ireland

cruise
 Quoting: Tess.


Reminds me of that film Weekend at biden's
 Quoting: -Tay-


or "Nightmare At 1600 Penn."
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*facepalm*

Yep. I believe it.
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CKP is dead?

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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
Happens here every now and again. Even happened in my town a coupla years ago.
Then again, this is Africa...
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he's not dead he's just Irish
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dead drunk
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Wow

Sounds like Florida man has some competition
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Not even close. They couldn't even get past the first check. For fucks sakes. Do it right!

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In Japan they don't ask to check if someone is alive, they just keep sending pension checks until you report them dead. This has created an interesting situation where people hold onto the dead bodies of family and collect pensions until they get to old and become suspicious. You can't be 115 and not have the press wanting to interview the oldest person in Japan so they usually report them dead in their late 90s.

This is the real reason why Japan has the oldest population in the world
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Someone watched Weekend at Bernies
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I wonder if hes available to doing body double work for Brandon !
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What the hey....it worked for the Democrats with Joe Biden.
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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
@TESS I have Irish roots.

I feel a little embarrassed over this. I might have to re-watch the Boondog Saints.
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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
I doubt they dragged him in dead.

It seems they brought him into the post office and he had a heart attack there.

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Weekend at Brenden’s?
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 Quoting: ReoX


Funny!

lmao
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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
Sounds about right:


The two men dropped the body of Mr Doyle, who was in his 70s, on the floor when the worker raised her concerns and fled the scene.”

Ah well Mr Doyle, hope ye get laid to rest finally
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The link sucks. A bunch of pop up ads.
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01/22/2022 11:46 AM
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I don't believe it, but it's hilarious!
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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
Gardai hunt men who brought dead man into Carlow post office in bizarre bid to collect his pension

The brazen duo propped the retiree’s corpse up on their shoulders, but a staff member quickly noticed the elderly man was ashen-faced and possibly dead. They then called gardai who are now investigating

[link to www.irishmirror.ie (secure)]

Only in Ireland

cruise
 Quoting: Tess.


Want to see a funny Irish movie? Waking Ned Devine.
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Weekend at O'Donnelly's
Tess.  (OP)

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01/22/2022 12:27 PM

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Re: Ireland: Pair drag corpse to post office to collect his pension
I doubt they dragged him in dead.

It seems they brought him into the post office and he had a heart attack there.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

RIP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81911128


What? They said he'd had a heart attack but

"the elderly man, named as Peadar Doyle, may have been dead for two days when yesterday morning's incident took place."

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The link sucks. A bunch of pop up ads.
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lol

do you even ABP ?

I haven't seen ads since 2007
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Someone watched Weekend at Bernies
 Quoting: Seething


They should have paid attention; it sounds like they forgot the sunglasses.
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