87-Year-Old Man's Good Health Despite Not Taking Bath For 67 Years Baffles Scientists

Omg, dick cheese in 10lb wheels...

Yes he smells so bad nobody would get within 10 ft of him so he never got sick

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Because we are supposed to have a sebum layer on our skin. He was protected by that from uv, candida and other fungus, bacteria and so on. Washing it off constantly with chemicals is a lot more retarded. It is our natural defense.

It makes perfectly sense.

Bathing reduces your vitamin D especially if you use soap or weather in hot and chlorinated

As much as you are exposing your skin to sunlight you will produce enough but D and nitric oxide.

Did he at least rinse or avoid water all together? I can see how just rinsing might be better for you than using soap. Think I'll give it a try.

Purity of nature.

It's stories like this that make me itch.
I need a shower

Wait until you do a little dig and find out that smokers who drink a little are the oldest aged persons in the world. You've been lied to bucko.

Not even his ass???

Nope, smokers die several years sooner than non-smokers on average. That's what the statistics say.

If statistics aren't good enough for you, have some anecdotal evidence:

I worked at a hospital in the heart surgery department. Practically every patient was a heavy smoker. It was common for patients who had their rib cage opened one day to ask to be pushed outside to have a smoke the next day. Just hours after waking from heart surgery. Doctors told them to stop before they kill themselves, you can only patch up the heart so many times, but the stupid fuckers just wouldn't listen.

This is why Africa had no problems with Corona virus. Poor hygiene, strong immune system.

Ummm, that's called good genes. Both my grandfathers were dead between 62 and 65. Both smoked and enjoyed their scotch or brandy. Both died a horrible death from lung cancer.

I can except the fact that maybe the chemo or cancer treatments helped kill them faster but in the end, the cancer would've gotten them even of they'd of not used chemo.


There are too many additives and chemicals in the soil now as well as sprayed onto the Tobacco. This isn't the all natural peace pipe tobacco from the 1800s that people smoked.

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ONCE YOU GET ENOUGH OF YOUR OWN OIL ON YOUR SKIN-YOU BECOME WATERPROOF. NO JOKE.

Youd be surprised how nobody would never notice you not showering for a couple months

Coz no one will get anywhere near him. So he can't catch anything. LOL!

Eeewwwwwwww!

That's what I was wondering. Wouldn't he develop haemorrhoids and anal fistulas if he didn't wash his dirty, shitty ass?

Has any man in Iran taken a bath in the last 100 years? My Persian wife says no.

Does the stink max out at after a few days or a week, and then stay sort of constant?

NOTHING BAD GETS INSIDE YOU. AND YOU ALREDY HAVE GREAT IMMUNITY FROM..BEING FILTHY. SO...ONLY VIA THE MOUTH WILL YOU GET BAD STUFF...SO, EAT SOME YOGURT. PERHAPS THE EYES..OR NOSE
BUT, STILL YOU HAVE ''SHIELDS'' CAPTAIN!

He also holds the record for getting no poontang.

His body probably acclimated to it, it may be more risky now to bathe and suddenly change his biome

True

Quite a few GLPers in the running for that distinction, though....

If you want to see him and get more details about him.

He doesn't eat regular food from the market. Jaji's diet consists of roadkills such as porcupines and rabbits. To wash it all down, he drinks water from puddles.

Jaji spends most of his time alone as his unusual lifestyle doesn't get him friends or a girlfriend. His favourite past-time is to smoke a pipe that is filled with animal manure.


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