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UGH, not even M&M's are safe from WOKE'ISM - I won't be eating them anymore

 
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I think corporate wokeism is deliberate to:

1) Get minorities to eat unhealthy

2) Get minorities to support slave labor in the third world.

3) push transgenderism (especially on minorities but everyone really).

Corporate wokeism is run by international fascists who are laughing their asses off at blm.
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

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garbage full of sugar
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hesright
We should not eat this crap anyway
But now that they have gone CRAZY
Definitely no thank you.flush
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

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 Quoting: John Dutton


In their march for all inclusiveness we who believe in God understand what that assertion means. All of this sudden inclusiveness whether your right or wrong their is no such thing we just need to all accept our differences we are better together?

God says something entirely different. He says not to keep company with those who practice evil. They want you to believe God Loves everyone and we are all going to heaven, so none of that other stuff matters.

But god said many are under condemnation and are appointed to hell and then others are appointed to salvation and not unto condemnation. So no matter how you feel we arent all going to one place. God comes to divide by the sword. The sword of his word.
God says salvation is by invitation only, he is the only advocate that can gain admission for you, by the Great Work He Accomplished for the before mentioned.
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See this is the problem. These fucking people live in fantasy land where they think fuckin cartoon characters are real fuckin people. Looney tunes
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Sociopaths are described as people weak in separating right from wrong, good from bad, truths from lies. It's an inability to sense that something is deranged, foolish or even ludicrous.

Think of the way that description applies to many liberals. Or so-called "leftys."

"Lefty" Mao Tse-tung was into virtue signalling about the peasants or underclass of China over 50 years ago. His "leftyism" caused that country to be trapped in an ultra-left version of political correctness and virtue-signalling for decades.

Mao's liberal berserkness caused millions of lives to be hurt, ruined, desttroyed or even murdered.
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Is it racist to chomp down on brown M&M's?
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody



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 Quoting: John Dutton


God tried to warn mankind not to eat of the tree of knowledge......we are now reaping in bucket loads the fruits of having disobeyed...the World has literally driven itself mad with mankind thinks is "knowledge"....
Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall

This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk
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so,

you guys are that dense?

Brown getting older, shorter heels make sense. Doctor on her feet all day.

Green is a soccer mommy now. no fuck me boots anymore.


dang. tough crowd.
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Inclusivity means having white y in the mix too.
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Can I just say THAT NO BODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GIVES A CRAP...of what the sexual pervasion is of their chocolate bar.
Is this a complete mind fuckery or just virtue signaling by MARS.
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still chocolate covered peanuts to me
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I gave them a piece of my mind:

You clown world clowns are a joke.
Funny thing is; The joke's on YOU.
Get WOKE, Go BROKE!


Play stupid games with the American public?
WIN stupid prizes!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with your "wokism"
M&Ms is off my purchase list FOREVER.
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hoycott the parent company and all its subsidiaries.

Mars Corp I think. They have bought up a bunch of veterinary clinics in the usa.
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I liked it when candy was JUST FUCKING CANDY!!!

This world system is FUBAR...

burnit
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My god. I'm in hell. This is what a C suite executive sounds like? This????
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M&Ms go woke! Chocolate giant will trade green M&M character's stilettos for sneakers and end her rivalry with brown M&M in order to reflect 'a more dynamic, progressive world'

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comments are great
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M&Ms, brought to you by the Mars Candy Corporation, whose brains are now also officially on Mars. M&Ms, the candy that makes you both physically and mentally ill. Now with 6 times the amount of Yellow 5, the food coloring that acts as a spermicide.
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Pretty much all big name candy is poisoned in ways u won't notice unless u eat several big handfuls at once.

Tastes like burning...
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody



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 Quoting: John Dutton

'Nuther paleo go ook. What a surprise.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PERSONIFYING CHOCOLATE?

Like we don’t have more important shit going on.
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody



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 Quoting: John Dutton


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which one is male I will only eat those.


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It took this silly nonsense for you to decide to stop eating garbage poison? That's adorable. It's like the people "boycotting" Coke for going woke, but not for being poison in a can.
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Wow...so many pressed about candy characters. Why bother?


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Nobody eats M&Ms. The packs along the grocery checkout aisle are from the 1960s. That's the last time kids ate them and drank Kool-Aid.
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody



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 Quoting: John Dutton


so they're Trump fans?
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lol, I didn't even catch that.
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yeah, well some poor fucker with no sense of humor didn't get it and let me know too

oh well. some folks are simply stuck in a rut and take the same shots when triggered i guess

chuckle
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Is it racist to chomp down on brown M&M's?
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HATE CRIME.... jay
Romans 14:11 It is written:
“‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord,
‘every knee will bow before me;
every tongue will acknowledge God.

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Will the brown m&m loot? Will the yellow m&m yell “stop Asian hate!” Will the red m&m change its team name to the Washington football team? Will the blu m&m be blue in its face because it’s in a respirator in the hospital and can’t breathe?
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Will the other m&ms proclaim orange m&m bad?
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Lol
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Hope they go under
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Jane thinks she’s so cute
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I admit, I love Peanut M&M's - another "woke" food I have thrown to the roadside - sigh....
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The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody



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 Quoting: John Dutton


As an AMERICAN brand that was started 80 years ago...leave it fucking alone! GEEEZE I don't eat them but I have put them in rice cripsy treats before...NEVER again. I just can't wrap my head around "Global Pride." Yeah, I used to have USA pride and California Pride and College Pride and High School Pride...maybe I still might have some Elementary School Pride...only cause they tore it down.





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