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Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
..of regular cellular.

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Model Pi will be compatible with Starlink and work on Mars: Multiple reports claim that Model Pi might feature an antenna that would link it with Starlink and this will help it to work on Mars. There are also claims that it will have access to a download speed of up to 210 Mbps

Model Pi will work with Neuralink: Neuralink is Elon Musk’s project that works on developing ultra-high-bandwidth-machine interfaces to link human brains to computers. Reports claim that Model Pi will directly connect to the user’s brain and work accordingly.

Model Pi will mine cryptocurrency (Mars Coin): This smartphone will mine cryptocurrencies supposedly called Mars Coin. Users will be able to use it on Mars while the phone will also work as your crypto wallet.

Model Pi will be the first Satellite Phone available for the masses: This smartphone will not be the first satellite phone as “Thuraya” and “Iridium” are already available. However, it will be the first smart-satellite-phone that anyone could buy.
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Tesla Model Pi is NOT REAL
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Tesla Model Pi is NOT REAL
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either is mars and space silly goose
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
4000 bucks?
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
IF BY MARS YOU MEAN GREENLAND, THEN YEAH, MAYBE.
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Well it’s aboot time
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Can you hear me meow?

xmit
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
but it's named after the next variant!

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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Tesla Model Pi is NOT REAL
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either is mars and space silly goose
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Musk is a weird one, he seems like he opposes the cabal, but then he does things that muddle the waters.

It would be good if this was all really an alternative system away from the corporation owned satellites and phone services
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Musk is a weird one, he seems like he opposes the cabal, but then he does things that muddle the waters.

It would be good if this was all really an alternative system away from the corporation owned satellites and phone services
 Quoting: VampPatriot


Musk is 100% part of the cabal. He does stunts to make him seem like he opposes them, but that's part of the deception.
He could be the antichrist, who knows.
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Fucking roaming charges will be a fortune!!!
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can you drive that mars rover into a ditch?
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good

now the jabbed can link up too

hf
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A hard rain is gonna fall
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Musk is a weird one, he seems like he opposes the cabal, but then he does things that muddle the waters.

It would be good if this was all really an alternative system away from the corporation owned satellites and phone services
 Quoting: VampPatriot


Musk is 100% part of the cabal. He does stunts to make him seem like he opposes them, but that's part of the deception.
He could be the antichrist, who knows.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78995065


Oh OK.

That seems idiotic.

Aren't you just lying and saying the opposite?
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
This is hilarious.

Elon is the antichrist?

Making excellent green vehicles..a free orbiting system of of a neural internet anyone can access for free...

Soo he's the problem ?

Not the owners currently of a coal or nuclear power grid that we all pay for but is never paid off.


Lmfao u stupid twerps.

Lmfao
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want
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This is hilarious.

Elon is the antichrist?

Making excellent green vehicles..a free orbiting system of of a neural internet anyone can access for free...

Soo he's the problem ?

Not the owners currently of a coal or nuclear power grid that we all pay for but is never paid off.


Lmfao u stupid twerps.

Lmfao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81536250


They're not green. And Elon's wealth came from gov grant harvesting of currency printed from nothing. Tesla value is entirely related to a gov backstop. He's a parasite.

epiclol
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This is hilarious.

Elon is the antichrist?

Making excellent green vehicles..a free orbiting system of of a neural internet anyone can access for free...

Soo he's the problem ?

Not the owners currently of a coal or nuclear power grid that we all pay for but is never paid off.


Lmfao u stupid twerps.

Lmfao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81536250


They're not green. And Elon's wealth came from gov grant harvesting of currency printed from nothing. Tesla value is entirely related to a gov backstop. He's a parasite.

epiclol
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Can u cite references?
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bsflag

This has to be a satire. Even if there were an actual StarLink, you couldn’t just connect to it from Mars.
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
would still be a several minute delay rofl
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Btw a silly man laughing is the opposite of intelligent conversation.


I know the meme generation thinks stupid clips amount to an intelligent discourse.

But in reality it's like chimps showing their asses to each other in a primate asshole vote.

Sad
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bsflag

This has to be a satire. Even if there were an actual StarLink, you couldn’t just connect to it from Mars.
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Musk is a weird one, he seems like he opposes the cabal, but then he does things that muddle the waters.

It would be good if this was all really an alternative system away from the corporation owned satellites and phone services
 Quoting: VampPatriot


Musk is 100% part of the cabal. He does stunts to make him seem like he opposes them, but that's part of the deception.
He could be the antichrist, who knows.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78995065


Oh OK.

That seems idiotic.

Aren't you just lying and saying the opposite?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81536250


I don't think he is the antichrist, but anyone who doesn't realize that musk and his companies are a corporate front for DARPA/DOD, are the idiots.

Starlink satellite network, developed in conjunction with the DOD and the DOD are already said they will be the satellite
systems largest user.

Autonomous and electric vehicle development. DARPA was the first to push the autonomous vehicle development. It's part of the DOD's plan to automate the military by 75 percent by 2055.

Nueralink brain implants. Even the name for it is straight out of DARPA's brain initiative project outlining future tech they wanted for the military.

Musk isn't against or outside of the cabal at all, he is actually one of their poster boys. Just facts.
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Tesla Model Pi is NOT REAL
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That is correct. So much FUD being spread before the earnings call on 1/26…
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I wonder if there's any connection between Musk's Model Pi and the "Pi Network" cryptocurrency that you can use to mine Pi crypto tokens on your cellphone.
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Hey you idiots. Read the story. It ain’t real yet
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Would imagine there would be a bit of lag involved heh?
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would still be a several minute delay rofl
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How is this going to affect porn?
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Re: Tesla Model Pi Smartphone even works on MARS uses starlink instead..
Basically all you know exactly what

Place ur bets.

Anyone?





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