Get In Here!! Katy Perry 'Lactates' Beer From Her T!Ts!!

Jesus. She started out as a Disney Girl, right? As a kid? Then she became uber-ultra-famous overnight with that, "I Kissed a Girl" song, then married Russell Brand, yadda yadda yadda. Now she is almost 40 and doing this? This is like something you'd see in Thailand or Ibiza from some desperate old broad, not a 13-time Grammy nominee (she has never won a Grammy, though).

Yeah, this is... this is something. Why not just go full GG Allin and take a shit on the stage then smash your teeth out with the microphone?

I reckon that these "stars" are TOLD to do this stuff. No sane mother of a ONE YEAR OLD baby would do this. You'd be at home for the holidays with your new baby. And that Orlando Bloom always seemed like a sensible kinda dude by showbiz standards. Imagine your wife telling you she is going to squirt beer out of her tits on stage? You'd make a face of pure disgust. Yeah, they are TOLD to do this crap by their handlers.

I recall watching an interview with Perry where she cries and talks about her depression, suicidal thoughts and going, "oh she wen through the dark side of fame, now she is stronger and happy," but then you see this and go, "oh no, there's no escaping the dark side just as Michael Jackson told us, showed us."

NEVER let your kids go into showbiz. It fucks you up no matter how strong you are.

That is so trashy!!