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What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?

 
Donut Witch
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What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
I worked for a bank many years ago and the CEO had a well known candy company make a special candy bar mold that included his face/image. That year we were all given small chocolate bars with his ugly mug on them.
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12/19/2021 01:10 PM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
Nothing. The continued ability to keep getting my paycheck. First world problems.
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12/19/2021 01:12 PM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
Nothing. The continued ability to keep getting my paycheck. First world problems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79706857


I can see you are bitter about that.
chulahoma

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12/19/2021 01:15 PM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
Probably them putting me on leave without pay this week. Merry Christmas to me.
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12/19/2021 01:17 PM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
Nothing!
HeWhoKnows
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12/19/2021 01:27 PM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
I worked for a bank many years ago and the CEO had a well known candy company make a special candy bar mold that included his face/image. That year we were all given small chocolate bars with his ugly mug on them.
 Quoting: Donut Witch



I once worked for a plumber as an assistant, and we had to do an emergency job on December 25th, 1988. It was a "leaky faucet". I went in and plugged the leak with some TEFLON tape. This was probably one of the worst gifts I got from an employer. I had to work on Christmas day and when I was done, there was only 3 hours left until Midnight Express.

So I ordered an Espresso, put my feet up on a desk, and stared at a wall full of things. Then the wall started burning without flames. It was DARK FIRE.
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01/01/2022 12:55 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
an orange or an apple we got to choose.
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01/01/2022 12:58 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
5 dollar gift card for amazon lol
Clark W. Griswold
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01/01/2022 01:28 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
A one year membership to the Jelly of the Month club.
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01/01/2022 01:32 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
No money bonus and that has been pretty much the theme for any employer I had. I can't blame them though - they pay me enough every two weeks.
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
A one year membership to the Jelly of the Month club.
 Quoting: Clark W. Griswold 79297363


Lol..as long as a few are KY flavored.
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01/01/2022 01:38 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
His daughter.grumpy2
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
I had an employer that sent me a $500 gift card…

But the card was only good for me to donate to somebody in a third world country who needs money to start a small business.

That was okay…. But they included the $500 in my compensation.

Right after they sent out the w-4s…. They sent an apology saying that they could amend our tax statement and remove the $500 and they would assume the tax liability. Then they sent another one saying they couldn’t do that. Then after I filed my taxes, they sent out an amended w-4 anyway…. That required me to pay to file an amended tax statement…. Which ended up having no impact on my taxes anyway.

It was the gift, that wasn’t, that kept on taking.

That was not the only issue with that consulting company… so I got out soon after that.
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01/01/2022 02:06 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
Herpes.

And some overtime
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01/01/2022 02:06 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
when I was in my 20s I worked for what was the biggest company in the country at that time..

Christmas present... merry christmas written on your pay cheque in the comments section.. that was it!
Sumsitup

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01/01/2022 02:23 AM

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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
If it's a "gift" - there was no obligation to give it, and hence there should be no expectations upon it.

Receive it with gratitude whatever it is (unless it's herpes - like the other poster said they got...then maybe not so much).
Sumsitup
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01/01/2022 02:44 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
A lie.
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01/01/2022 02:51 AM
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Re: What is the worst Christmas gift your employer gave you ?
I don't work for anyone. You dumb, dull, unambitious wage slaves will take whatever your slave master will give you, and enjoy it.





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