The weathermen will start talking about the obvious condensation trails preceding regions along these fronts as if they are nothing more than "just some clouds".
"You know[gulp/dry mouth]..slobber] those high[salivate/swallow] thin clouds".

They really dont want you looking at them and especially asking questions and demanding answers. Hell, the weathermen are gate keepers. I bet lottsa blackmail and sordid deeds going on in teh back channels keepin up that generic, wholesome, and trusting appeal.

TEH FUTURE IS A SHIT SHOW BEYOND IMAGINABLE