How to: Unbank Yourself (Bitcoin is not enough!)

Many on this site have demonstrated interest in blockchain technology and the use case of cryptocurrency. There's even a meme about it:


Anyway, so we are at disaster levels of incompetence in the financial sector. The cryptocurrency craze is in full swing and everybody is leering at everybody else whenever the ticker is red and patting themselves on the back on green days.

Face it, you have no idea what you're doing and you're ready to fight about it. Let's get one thing straight: I didn't do this to you and I am here to help, same as always.

Listen up! If you got into cryptocurrency before you picked up pennies and nickels then you started out in error. Go back and collect some coins because the US mint is and has always been more important than the banks. Somehow we got that backwards with Bitcoin and Ethereum over the last decade and the bankers we wanted to escape are now the ones wringing us out, or worse: those in charge now are more terrible than before.

**This post may seem naive or irrelevant to those who do not have enough saved to follow these steps. If that is the case, please get out of all your investments, especially digital currency, and seriously consider a stay for some time at a behavioral health clinic.**

How To: Unbank Yourself
1. Go close your checking account.
2. Get 1 month of expenses in coins.
3. A savings of 3-6 months cash, too.
4. Trade your coins and cash.
5. Now that you have all your friends with cash and coins at home together and everybody is getting along and we're dancing on the graves of the banks while the mint is in full swing with new branches all over the country punching out shiny new eagles in our healthy economy where people aren't killing themselves over bits of data, you can finally start thinking about digital currency.
6. Please do not ever use Coinbase, Kraken, Circle, or any future incarnation of a digital bank or publicly traded entity to trade coins, cash, or digital currency! That's a bank and we are unbanking to escape financial enslavement, so please please please do not forget that Liberty is why we are doing this in the first place.
7. Thanks for zeroing the balance on you credit card every bill, never allowing pornography nor prostitution into your life, and for loving your neighbor enough to not pump and dump ponzi or multi-level market schemes.

And that's about it!

Once we have this really cool network of productive people in a thriving economy trading cash and coins from their homes for digital currency (hopefully soon) then we can start playing with ideas like blockchain stock market, copyright, and land registry. Oh we also get the added benefit of seeing people face-to-face and forming meaningful connections with like-minded shapers of the free world instead of isolating ourselves to be dominated by our machines while waiting for our turn to go to "The Island."

Closing Remarks:
Phones and computers are necessary for digital currency yet are made from the same material as coins. Therefore:
NOT BEFORE YOU HOLD COPPER COINS SHALL YOU EVER HODL DIGITAL COINS!

---> I dare you to offer a free dime or a free satoshi to someone and see which they prefer. <---