I dislike your mis-useage of the word naked, Agent 99. In Europe naked means you have zero clothing on. In the U.S. it seems to mean you could still have a vest and pants on. In the oldest parish in England there is an abbey where the very first king of England is buried and next to it a florid garden wherein they have special days where you can stroll about naked. I don't mind if I do, although I do feel like I have seen too many dicks by the end of the day. Also, mine is by far the prettiest.