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No holds barred
 User ID: 35501988  Mexico11/23/2021 10:12 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! Quoting: Travis Bickle Married 30+ years and it's still happening. Flash forward to today.... Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?" Me: "No. You never sent it to me" Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's" Me: "I don't have access to your memos" Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?" Me: "Yeah, I'm sure." (Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago) So, I'm like.... Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple." Wife: "Why is THAT?" Me: " I'll see what I can do...." So, I grab her old Android and plug it in. Charged enough and I boot it.... Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password. SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone? She replies.... "What password do YOU USE for your phone?" Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does" Wife: "What's my password?" I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE! I am trying to HELP you. :FML: she wants to irritate you, it makes her feel excited, she is bored with you, that is why, |
| PINKORCHID88;}~LET'S GO
User ID: 81141404  Australia11/23/2021 10:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "What's your problem"?  Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
| Sisyphusrock
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| SomethingsAfoot
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| XJDUB
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| PinkRuby06
User ID: 80823847 Canada11/25/2021 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really hope my fella don’t come in here and complain about me coz he be on the cold step out side the front door. Quoting: Momota Op… u married for 30 years. Have some respect for her instead of dissing her behind her back! Maybe she was trying to catch u out on something???? Thought about that What's wrong Mr. Bickle?, you are old geezer CV baby daddy as per my briefing, just missed the timeline… Annieway, past jokes aside… Congrats & best wishes to all 3 of you. |
| PinkRuby06
User ID: 80823847 Canada11/25/2021 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really hope my fella don’t come in here and complain about me coz he be on the cold step out side the front door. Quoting: Momota Op… u married for 30 years. Have some respect for her instead of dissing her behind her back! Maybe she was trying to catch u out on something???? Thought about that  The hell you talking about Girl? I'm just frustrated AND, WE'VE HAD that conversation before. reply to Mr. Travis Bickle post |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80813054 United States11/25/2021 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| EightyEight
User ID: 81246318 Canada11/25/2021 05:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! Quoting: Travis Bickle Married 30+ years and it's still happening. Flash forward to today.... Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?" Me: "No. You never sent it to me" Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's" Me: "I don't have access to your memos" Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?" Me: "Yeah, I'm sure." (Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago) So, I'm like.... Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple." Wife: "Why is THAT?" Me: " I'll see what I can do...." So, I grab her old Android and plug it in. Charged enough and I boot it.... Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password. SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone? She replies.... "What password do YOU USE for your phone?" Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does" Wife: "What's my password?" I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE! I am trying to HELP you. :FML: why is that flag waving in space? is that even possible? TWOFILMS.TV |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73849311 United States11/25/2021 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There was a farmer - an elderly widower who lived an isolated life all alone on a mountain top..Every time I saw him he lamented his own failings- over and over the farmer would ask himself “ why was I so mean to my wife when she was alive?” The farmer died recently- having had endless long days for thirty long years to sit and remember in detail all the times he could have loved and instead chose selfishness. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 81035999  United Kingdom11/25/2021 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| becuzisaidno
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| PinkRuby06
User ID: 80823847 Canada11/25/2021 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mine will ask 3-4 right in a row, then get pissed when I don't answer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80813054 Which one damnit ! I'm still processing the first one. Every mother gets a special gift of multitasking when weaning her baby (this is for life…), answering her questions of being the equally best dad raising your love child in these evil times should be the priority IMHO. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| PinkRuby06
User ID: 80823847 Canada11/25/2021 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To me, this thread sounds like people who are perfectly matched, unfortunately now inflicting their bullshit onto normal GLP'er (if such a thing). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81035999 Let's hope they will not try to exploit the baby... great mom so far :) Last Edited by PinkRuby06 on 11/25/2021 08:41 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80320766 United States11/25/2021 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| PinkRuby06
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79377750 Canada11/25/2021 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really hope my fella don’t come in here and complain about me coz he be on the cold step out side the front door. Quoting: Momota Op… u married for 30 years. Have some respect for her instead of dissing her behind her back! Maybe she was trying to catch u out on something???? Thought about that The hell you talking about Girl? I'm just frustrated AND, WE'VE HAD that conversation before. My ex wife was exactly like that. Big reason she became my ex wife. My mother was also exactly like that. These are very very demanding people, and they disguise it with helplessness that you are "obligated" to rectify. The more you help, the more helpless they become, as you've written, and no doubt noticed over the years. That's because THEY DON'T WANT HELP. THEY WANT TO NOT FEEL HELPLESS. Those are 2 very different things. No one can achieve "not feeling helpless" while being helped by another person. By helping, you're making things worse. I'm my ex wife's case, she was so helpless, that she was ultimately demonstrating that she was unable to be a part of a healthy relationship. To helpless for that. Sometimes it works out that way. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80759460 Canada11/25/2021 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Overdue
User ID: 80384252 United States11/25/2021 11:35 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your wife is probobly a master troll |
| Joe King
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| Reader.
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14546829 United States11/27/2021 02:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The average woman speaks 7000 words per day to a man's 2000. I just read that somewhere recently. I assume that changes with years of marriage. Somehow she reaches a pinnacle. That 7k goes all the way to 10k while at the same time, the guy loses the 2k all the way down to a few choice eloquent grunts, with a vocabulary of about 5 words in total. |
| Johnny Balls
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| legionaire49
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| mutsugoro_11
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| Travis Bickle
(OP) Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States11/30/2021 02:00 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Travis Bickle
(OP) Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States11/30/2021 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73419051 United States12/11/2021 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! Quoting: Travis Bickle Married 30+ years and it's still happening. Flash forward to today.... Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?" Me: "No. You never sent it to me" Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's" Me: "I don't have access to your memos" Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?" Me: "Yeah, I'm sure." (Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago) So, I'm like.... Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple." Wife: "Why is THAT?" Me: " I'll see what I can do...." So, I grab her old Android and plug it in. Charged enough and I boot it.... Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password. SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone? She replies.... "What password do YOU USE for your phone?" Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does" Wife: "What's my password?" I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE! I am trying to HELP you. :FML: Seriously, zero fucks OP. Besides, it’s pretty obvious who wears the pants at your house. |
pretty much encapsulated it.