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My Wife answers EVERY question, WITH A QUESTION!!!!

 
Travis Bickle  (OP)
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Sounds like my husband!

I don't like to be passive/aggressive, but situations like these sometimes call for it. When he goes on his dinner merry-go-round, I'll suggest something I know he hates.

Me: Ok then, I want Thai food tonight.
Him: I don't like Thai food.
Me: I know, so you better make a choice or you'll be stuck eating pad-thai.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Lol, I've tried that route... She out-wits me everytime.

I *LOVE* me some Thai food, even Indian food. But, I can't even cook with ANY kind of curry in the house when she's here.

Bringing it up would de-rail the conversation immediately.
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This is going to end up with another spoof thread like.

Re: My Husband never answers MY questions, Why does he not understand me?

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And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!


Married 30+ years and it's still happening.

Flash forward to today....

Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?"

Me: "No. You never sent it to me"

Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's"

Me: "I don't have access to your memos"

Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm sure."

(Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago)

So, I'm like....

Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple."

Wife: "Why is THAT?"

Me: " I'll see what I can do...."



So, I grab her old Android and plug it in.

Charged enough and I boot it....

Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password.



SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone?



She replies....

"What password do YOU USE for your phone?"

Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does"

Wife: "What's my password?"


I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE!


I am trying to HELP you.

:FML:
 Quoting: Travis Bickle



I don't know what to tell you brother.

I was with a woman for 5 years that I couldnt stand. We had two sons. 10 months after my 2nd son was born I had to leave her.

It sucked. She became addicted to pain pills and Xanax so getting custody of my two very young sons was easy.

Ive been married to my current wife for 10 years. She's a godsend. She's my best friend. I find myself getting lost in her eyes still when we talk.

I can't figure out if she has casted a spell on me or if I really do have the perfect woman.

Either way I like it, I love it, I want some more of it....

Maybe once we get to 30 yrs I'll be remembering this post and realize its just a natural progression of a marriage.

But in 20 years I hope to be in some Overlander vehicle or 4x4 van converted into a a tiny home exploring some remote part of the world.

Although looking at Agenda 2030 and whats happening I feel in 20 years I'll be lucky if I'm not in some hi-tech gulag eating Bill Gates brand choclate grasshoppers and shit water.
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Its infuriating to say the least. My daughter does it. No matter what I ask she says "Why". It drives me nuts. No matter how many questions it is always "Why".
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And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!


Married 30+ years and it's still happening.

Flash forward to today....

Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?"

Me: "No. You never sent it to me"

Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's"

Me: "I don't have access to your memos"

Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm sure."

(Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago)

So, I'm like....

Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple."

Wife: "Why is THAT?"

Me: " I'll see what I can do...."



So, I grab her old Android and plug it in.

Charged enough and I boot it....

Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password.



SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone?



She replies....

"What password do YOU USE for your phone?"

Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does"

Wife: "What's my password?"


I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE!


I am trying to HELP you.

:FML:
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Sounds like she is heavily into Zen. Get with the program, Grasshopper!s226
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hey dont be mad?! i dont even see a problem.
wish i had one like her
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Women can be dumb like foxes. She feels it’s probably best you do not know her password.
Travis Bickle  (OP)
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im going through a lot asshole

just dont talk your shit

be happy you have a wife

you may not pretty soon

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Relax, Asshole.
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This is Jaso and me, lol. hf
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Travis Bickle  (OP)
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This is Jaso and me, lol. hf
 Quoting: Wake up men


You have a Murphy bed????

That's awesome!
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And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!


Married 30+ years and it's still happening.

Flash forward to today....

Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?"

Me: "No. You never sent it to me"

Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's"

Me: "I don't have access to your memos"

Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm sure."

(Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago)

So, I'm like....

Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple."

Wife: "Why is THAT?"

Me: " I'll see what I can do...."



So, I grab her old Android and plug it in.

Charged enough and I boot it....

Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password.



SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone?



She replies....

"What password do YOU USE for your phone?"

Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does"

Wife: "What's my password?"


I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE!


I am trying to HELP you.

:FML:
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


How does this make you feel? Sorry OP just messing with you. Have you simply said Please stop doing that, or although bad time of year to start with holidays but if you HAVE mentioned to her how it irritates you to have your questions answered with one perhaps give her the silent treatment when she repeatedly does so. Sort of a punishment for bad behavior. As a reward for simply replying without a return question you can give her a good hot smooch.
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This is Jaso and me, lol. hf
 Quoting: Wake up men


You have a Murphy bed????

That's awesome!
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


Oh he's a lot bigger than me, I'm 5'4 and he's 6'3 and a half. he looks just like the duke and has that duke way of talking. but me, I boss him around. he ain't afraid of no one cept me , lol.
Today was just a day, tomorrow is gonna be better.



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So, she technologically challenged. I'm sure, after 30 years of marriage, she has her own areas of competence. I could say turn the tables on her, but you would probably have your Thanksgiving turkey dumped upon your head, so just smile and tell her you love her and that you are lucky to have her. Who knows, you might get lucky. :)
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Thumbsup
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


grinningohyeahgoodnews
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make me a sandwich please?
:D
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What kind of sandwich?
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Don't you know what I like?
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the curse of Eve, a rebellions spirit.
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Who invented marriage anyway?
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Someone who likes a good fight?
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good for your wife...hf
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Recently, my wife stated that she hates questions from me. She said it was killing the relationship.

So I have stopped asking questions when speaking with her.

She only hears statements from me now.

I can't yet tell if it's helping the marriage.

She may have been gaslighting me.
 Quoting: Mr. Shankish


Hmm that seems like there is something to hide there. But I am sure everything is ok
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My husband does this shit as well. It's the small peeve I have about him.

Me: What do you want for dinner tonight? (and then I'll list the choices of what I can make)

Him: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Yeah, the question with a question thing is maddening. Also, he interrupts a lot.
 Quoting: ElleMira


I get NO input into dinner even though I ask of anything he particularly wants for the next night or two. From now on just make whatever you feel like or if children get their input. Perhaps there will come a day when he will actually say dear can you make that_______ for me tonight? BUT if he ever complains about what you made for dinner without giving you input?? Pour it on his damn head woman! (just don't scald his ass)
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Recently, my wife stated that she hates questions from me. She said it was killing the relationship.

So I have stopped asking questions when speaking with her.

She only hears statements from me now.

I can't yet tell if it's helping the marriage.

She may have been gaslighting me.
 Quoting: Mr. Shankish


Oh my,

I think my first response would be;

"Are general questions okay or are you talking about specific questions?"
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


tomato love your sense of humor op you two kids are gonna be ok

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I avoid dinner questions now.

I make statements.

"I'm making Hamburger Helper for dinner with a side salad. There's enough for two. I'll need 30 minutes in the kitchen and then it will be ready."

A no response from her is optimal. If she says anything like: "I don't want Hamburger Helper," then I respond: "I do not need to be first in the kitchen. You can make your dinner before me."

Then she'll ask me a question. "Would I eat what she wants to make for dinner?"

Then comes my response that gets her wanting me. "That sounds so much better than Hamburger Helper! I'd love to be your sous chef tonight and knock out the dishes as you cook."

Boom!

Dinner gets pushed back an hour.
 Quoting: Mr. Shankish


why are you making dinner? Do not be her lap dog man. Maybe you take turns or your the stay at home dad or perhaps she is really HOT but...
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You really belong on Facebook.

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you mean meta? I don't think so that is all a no go
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Its infuriating to say the least. My daughter does it. No matter what I ask she says "Why". It drives me nuts. No matter how many questions it is always "Why".
 Quoting: Xuki


not sure of your daughter's age but sounds like she needs some good hard work to make her to tired to ask that. also not the same thing at all daughter parent relationship VS Husband and Wife
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hey dont be mad?! i dont even see a problem.
wish i had one like her
 Quoting: T-Man


after 30 years of it? NO I can see beating my head against a wall after that long of 20,ooo questions
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First world problems.

We told ya to stay single.
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My husband does this shit as well. It's the small peeve I have about him.

Me: What do you want for dinner tonight? (and then I'll list the choices of what I can make)

Him: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Yeah, the question with a question thing is maddening. Also, he interrupts a lot.
 Quoting: ElleMira


Haha - sounds like ME !

Hidden in almost every question Hub’s asks is the “right” answer ... and if I don’t guess it - he pouts

What’s for dinner or
Where do you want to go for dinner or
Where do you want to go away to

He’s already made up his mind

I’ve learned to just say - “Whatever/wherever you want - I’m good “
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
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This thread demonstrates one of the principles of writing realistic dialogue for stories: Never have a character directly answer a question asked by another character.

Either:

1. Have the character answer the question with a question of his or her own. ("what's your password?" "Well, what's YOUR password?")

2. Have the character answer with an argument. ("What's your password?" "I don't have to give you my password.")

3. Have the character answer with an excuse. ("What's your password?" "I don't know where I wrote it down.")

4. Have the character answer by changing the subject. ("What's your password?" "There are a lot of things about me you don't know.")

5. Have the character ignore the question. ("What's your password?" "Put that stupid phone down and come here.")

And there are additional options. That's just off the top of my head.
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hf


I know my wifes cheating on me, everytime I come home, the Parrot says "Quick Jump out the window".

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