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| Travis Bickle
Vigilantes need love too....  User ID: 80312813  United States11/22/2021 10:56 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Romper_Stomper_88
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| Buck Fiden
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| Zovalex
User ID: 80278243 11/22/2021 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Bro, if that’s the worst thing she’s doing after 30 years of marriage, your relationship is in great shape! . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
| Billxam, ABATE, AWHA
User ID: 56270897 United States11/22/2021 11:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now hold on there chief. You aren't actually answering these "questions" are you? Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women. |
| GoyFawkes
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| Funney
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| AfterAll
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80710591 United States11/22/2021 11:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 75284939 United States11/22/2021 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! Quoting: Travis Bickle Married 30+ years and it's still happening. Flash forward to today.... Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?" Me: "No. You never sent it to me" Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's" Me: "I don't have access to your memos" Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?" Me: "Yeah, I'm sure." (Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago) So, I'm like.... Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple." Wife: "Why is THAT?" Me: " I'll see what I can do...." So, I grab her old Android and plug it in. Charged enough and I boot it.... Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password. SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone? She replies.... "What password do YOU USE for your phone?" Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does" Wife: "What's my password?" I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE! I am trying to HELP you. :FML:  This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
Swingline
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| The Clot Thickens
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| LuckyBolt
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| Corsicano
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| GreenTiger15
User ID: 81201926 United States11/23/2021 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My ex wife did that a lot too. Quoting: LuckyBolt Partially why she's now an ex. My family called her the white Oprah because she asked so many damn questions. But damn she was so good in the sack. Especially when she brought her girlfriends in bed too. Uhh...I think that's simple math bro. GreenTiger15 |
| MississippiGirl
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| 2000/
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| bluefin
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| DeploraVision ™
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| PinkRuby06
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| SmoothSailing
User ID: 35509688 United States11/23/2021 01:24 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks OP for the LOL!! My husband does the same thing. Somehow “loses” every document he has ever tried to save for 20+ years. I create folders on his work and home computers and have explained this simple concept a bagillion times. He is a brilliant and successful man and now thinks I am a condescending pest because I refuse to ever explain it again. Last Edited by SmoothSailing on 11/23/2021 01:26 AM "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear." Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| pish
Turtle Hermit User ID: 80956893 United States11/23/2021 01:48 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, marriage takes a lot of patience. And a lot of good scotch. For that matter, Tullamore Dew has probably saved quite a few relationships. Quoting: Buck Fiden I'm quite convinced most marriages are complete either in divorce or alcoholism by one or both parties. The question game drives me mad... Not a single person on the planet can "prove" telepathy, but your spouse demands it, as a proof of attention, listening skills, and pulling the "exact" rabbit she wants, out of a hat. This is when I ask her to pull my finger, and I sleep on the couch with the dog. Everyone (that should be) is happy. Always remember these words: Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war! |
| Loila
User ID: 78925319 Canada11/23/2021 01:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And it's driving me FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! Quoting: Travis Bickle Married 30+ years and it's still happening. Flash forward to today.... Wife: "I made a drink menu that I wanted to print last year.... Do YOU have my Drink Menu?" Me: "No. You never sent it to me" Wife: " I made it and put it in my Memo's" Me: "I don't have access to your memos" Wife: "ARE YOU SURE?" Me: "Yeah, I'm sure." (Back story here a bit, My Daughter convinced her to switch from Android to iPhone about 4 months ago) So, I'm like.... Me: "I'm pretty SURE Samsung doesn't play well with Apple." Wife: "Why is THAT?" Me: " I'll see what I can do...." So, I grab her old Android and plug it in. Charged enough and I boot it.... Message on the screen says that the SIM card was removed and the device wasn't shut down correctly.... Now it asks me for a Password. SO.... I ask the wife. What is the password for your old phone? She replies.... "What password do YOU USE for your phone?" Me: " I don't have a password on my phone but YOURS does" Wife: "What's my password?" I'm Like.... FUCK MY LIFE! I am trying to HELP you. :FML: LoL.. she sounds like me. Love it.. |
| Coldkidc
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| Momota
User ID: 79260144  United Kingdom11/23/2021 02:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really hope my fella don’t come in here and complain about me coz he be on the cold step out side the front door. Op… u married for 30 years. Have some respect for her instead of dissing her behind her back! Maybe she was trying to catch u out on something???? Thought about that Momota |
| Travis Bickle
(OP) Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States11/23/2021 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really hope my fella don’t come in here and complain about me coz he be on the cold step out side the front door. Quoting: Momota Op… u married for 30 years. Have some respect for her instead of dissing her behind her back! Maybe she was trying to catch u out on something???? Thought about that  The hell you talking about Girl? I'm just frustrated AND, WE'VE HAD that conversation before. Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 11/23/2021 03:07 AM One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets. |
| HarMegiddo
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| Mael Duin
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| Travis Bickle
(OP) Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States11/23/2021 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
