Total Solar Eclipse Headed for Sydney Nova Scotia on Monday April 8, 2024

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun

Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?


what does Carly Simon know????

"I want every single person in the whole entire world to come to Sydney N.S. to witness...."


Wait - won't that make Nova Scotia tip over and sink????