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Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa

 
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Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
47-year-old Dutch man has suffered from a rotting penis after a cobra bit his genitals while he sat on the toilet during a safari trip in South Africa.

The New York Post reports, via Urology Case Reports (which contains extremely graphic photos of genitalia), the man suffered from scrotal necrosis after he was bit by the cobra. Urology Case Reports said that this could be the first-ever case of “snouted cobra envenomation of the genitals.” It took three hours before he could be flown to the nearest hospital approximately 220 miles away.

"His penis and scrotum were noted to be swollen, deep purple in color, and painful on hospital admission. Scrotal necrosis was diagnosed, and he received multiple doses of a non-specific snake venom antiserum and broad-spectrum antibiotics," reads the medical report. "The scrotal necrosis was reported to involve the entire fascia (skin to internal spermatic) and was excised with extensive margins. Primary closure was performed, leaving a drain in situ. ... The defect in the penile shaft was treated by superficial debridement and a vacuum assisted closure pump. After 9 days, the patient was repatriated to the Netherlands."

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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
...Cobra vs Tube snake..?

Always bet on cobra
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11/07/2021 09:04 AM
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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
"The comments from the authors of the report added, “Always flush the toilet before sitting down in countries notorious for their snake population.”"

Looking down and checking first isn't an option?
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11/07/2021 09:23 AM
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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
thought you were gonna say penis rots after sex with kamala harris
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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
A similar incident just happened in Thailand if I remember correctly, with a python...

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i think that picture was posted last night for real
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11/07/2021 09:45 AM
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Re: Penis Rots After Cobra Bit Man While on the Toilet in South Africa
Plenty of Mozambique Spitting Cobras (Mfezi) down my way.
Never had one IN the toilet, but did have one next to the crapper.

Taking a piss and I figured I must be missing the bowl because I could feel the splash on my legs.

Light on and there's this angry bastard spitting away a few feet from me. They're nasty little shits for sure.

I have goggles and a snake stick on hand specifically for Spitties so was no problem, but he could have easily struck me. Friend of mine lost his left index finger to one.

Have had a juvenile Leguan (monitor lizard) in the loo and it was able to move back and forth down the pipe to the septic tank.

Every now and again I'd see it's head poking out, but after a few solid dumps it decided to GTFO.

Gotta love the bush.

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