It's called the Marcionite Christian church. They have religious exemptions for ALL this nonsense, and they WORK.

I downloaded these exemptions, printed them out, and handed them out to everyone at my work that wanted one. My whole shift now claims to be Marcionite christians, and my whole shift no longer has to wear masks.

Contract law work more potent...

Instead of being the bish you put the ball in their court with recourse...

But do what you wanna do...

What does that mean for retardos?
Asking for a friend.

Even many of the vaccinated employees signed one, to get out of wearing masks. The bosses' heads exploded. They acted like they were going to fire me. Tried to get me to cave. Then THEY caved. Masks are no longer worn on MY shift by anyone. These forms work!

That means instead of saying "I don't take vax cause imma religious person" (so do what you will), you say I agree, I'll take yo vax, but if I so much as get a moderately ill reaction anytime within (whatever scope of time) you agree to pay me (insert how many ever millions of dollars immediately) for my full unbothered stress free recovery"

They got 2 choices

1) take bake their mandate

2) accept the counter offer

3) counter offer

They actively have 3 but 2 tell you their position and the third is them caving...

Hold ya contract, get it notor ized, make sure to send it certified mail... 3 times, 10 days apart

They pulled me off the factory floor into the office, and tore into me. They acted like I was the worst person in history. Did everything to make me cave. Then they BACKED DOWN. They called me a few hours later at home and said that my whole shift was now EXEMPT.

My work hasn't mandated the vax yet, just masks. But I can see the writing on the wall. Its a big corporate factory so I know they will eventually.

But to declare oneself a Marcionite Christian is heretically to declare the God of the Bible to be the Devil and St. Paul the only true apostle. You might save your job, but will lose your soul.

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I’m looking in every corner for a work around but this doesn’t seem very strong:

“ If an employee cannot get vaccinated for COVID-19 because of a disability or sincerely held religious belief, practice, or observance, and there is no reasonable accommodation possible, then it would be lawful for the employer to exclude the employee from the workplace. This does not mean the employer may automatically terminate the worker. Employers will need to determine if any other rights apply under the EEO laws or other federal, state, and local authorities.”

I respectfully disagree. Marcionites accept Jesus Christ as their saviors, as do I. As long as you accept Jesus, then the rest is just debating over which denomination is best.

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You are entitled to your opinion. The Marcionites assembled most of the NEW Testament as we know it today, but I did not start this thread to debate religion. Im reporting what I've SEEN work with my own eyes.

It's not free? Hmmmm

It IS free. At least it was when I did it. They ask for a donation amount, but you can enter 0.

That's awesome!

Thank you. And thanks for the BUMP.

no they didn't.

Marcionites were Gnostics or proto-Gnostics who thought and taught the LORD GOD Yahweh of the Old Testament was mad blind Demiurge and not Jesus' God or true God ... they rejected the whole Old Testament.

If you don't give a shit about religion just want an exemption, well maybe thats good for you

They were LABELED Gnostics by the Roman Catholic Church, and the writings of Marcion were burned. I figured this would be right up your guys' alley, as most of you have no trust for the Catholic church anyway.

I am a Christian, and I will not oppress anyone's rights. I want to help people whose rights are being oppressed. We should be on the same side here, standing against the mark of the beast. If you don't want the forms, then don't take them.

Thanx!
Do your want to elaborate on the bold sentence? (Nr.3)
I don't really get the semantiks and meaning.

Well, you are all liars, aren't you?

what if the mark of the beast is telling lies to avoid getting a vaccine???

Maybe we're all Marcionites. Everything is interpretation, isn't it? The point of the matter, is we're all ANTI-tyranny. Protected by the first amendment of the Constitution.

I and the people on my shift are a UNIFIED front. This scares them more than anything. They've done everything they can with this covid bullshit to DIVIDE us. We're standing together to say we're NOT going to be oppressed, and we have the Bill of Rights behind us. Whether or not you agree with our methods, it proved effective, and I think more people should do this.

Do they believe in going to doctors ?

Christian Scientists should have a good form ... but they eschew medical intervention

My Great Aunt died young as a Christian Scientist

maybe she would not have survived infancy without it.

They don't forbid you from going to doctors, but they DO believe that covid is a satanically-inspired scam.

I don't know very much about Christian Scientists...

Per their press release:

Marcionite Church Forbids RNA/DNA Vaccinations for Members
Subitis Medicinae edict on RNA/DNA vaccines extends for seven years; Nanovaccinology use also curtailed
By: Marcionite Christian Church


WASHINGTON - July 31, 2020 - PRLog -- Citing the dangerous and unknown nature of RNA/DNA vaccines and their potential to permanently alter the genetic structure of humans, the Marcionite Christian Church has forbidden its members worldwide from receiving the vaccines for seven-years beginning August 1st, 2020.

The edict (Subitis Medicinae Edicto) issued by the Central Pontiate also bans participation in the use of nanovaccinology for a period of three-years as more is learned about the implications of the technology.

Church spokesman, Darren Kelama, says New Testament scripture also played a role in their decision: "Know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" (1 Corinthians 6:19)

"Our understanding is that DNA vaccines inject synthesized genes, altering the human genetic makeup forever in unknown ways. And the RNA vaccines have the potential to trigger autoimmune reactions wherein the body attacks itself. Permanently altering a perfect creation of God using the cover story of a virus like Covid, which is about as dangerous as the flu, is not a risk we're willing to take," added Kelama.

No, you are clearly liars. You said it yourself, MY WHOLE SHIFT NOW CLAIMS TO BE MARCIONITE CHRISTIANS.

The point of the matter is, you are falsely pretending to be Marcionite Christians for your supposed anti-tyrannny ideas. I guess that too is protected by your first amendment rights?

Let me re-phrase this for you then. Maybe I am a Marcionite Christian. I can not tell you what my coworkers believe, as I am not fit to judge. I can only tell you they filled out the forms. Only the Lord knows a man's heart. You can judge me however you wish.